Kim Christenson

Mama 💕 Wife 💍 My laugh is loud, my faith is strong, & my life is good.

[Kim Christenson @Kim_Christenson]

My goal is to be one of those people that lives into their 100's so when I'm asked what my secret is, I can say tequila.

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Can't wait to see Dave Franco play Luigi Mangione in whatever TV series Ryan Murphy is currently creating

[Kim Christenson @Kim_Christenson]

Whoever redesigned the Photo layout for Apple’s latest iPhone update should be fired. @Apple

[Tez. @ItsMontez]

gypsy please! lmfaoo

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck when they get married again in 20 years

[Joshua Gale @joshuagale75]

Forget the fact that Kylie Kelce is a College Athlete built like brick wall and about 10 inches taller than 'Karen', if you see Jason fucking Kelce just back up to give his wife space, you know some shit is about to go down.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

This looks like Joe Biden, Barack Obama Bill Clinton, Will Arnett and Sean Hayes are celebrating Jason Bateman’s release from a foreign prison.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

All dads: let's buy these $5 pumpkins at Walmart and save money and everyone's happy.

All wives: no I'd rather buy 2 pumpkins for $376 at the pumpkin patch and yell at the kids for 2 hours trying to take cute pictures and then everyone goes home mad and crying.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners get offended when someone passes on the highway and they’re already going 5-10 mph over the speed limit. “sorry my speeding wasn’t good enough and I hope you get pulled over”

[Bachelor Nation @bachnation]

His job is beach

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Someone said this is gonna be Ariana and Ethan Slater next week skksksksjdjduuskss

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

This is Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist. He goes by Allen and recently bought a house in Oakwood, Ohio.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tony Soprano summer (having anxiety and hanging by the pool)

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

Big orca slipstreaming a boat wake and loving it. 🐬

[SpacedMom @copymama]

My kids could never get away with a murder because they'd leave an empty fruit snack wrapper at the crime scene.

[Kim Christenson @Kim_Christenson]

Holy shit, what a nightmare human lol She just gets more unhinged as she goes 🥴

[Warren Commission Test Skull @conzmoleman]

zoom call from a ceo who cancelled all employee bonuses but took a $6.4 million bonus herself

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

April is Stress Awareness Month, as if I’m not aware of my stress the other eleven months out of the year.

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

And this ladies and gentleman is why you keep your feet off of the dashboard while riding in a car. Airbags deploy at 100-220 mph.

[emily may @emilykmay]

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

[Lloyd Frontera @JustinTarnation]

I need to go to therapy because for some reason this made me mad.

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

I would like these QTs compiled into a coffee table book. 🙏🏾