Kim Collie

TV & radio gal turned digital strategist. Continuously finding the best ways to connect audiences with stories — via channels old, new, borrowed & blue.

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You know you're getting old when... this is what you think of every time you hear Blinken mentioned.

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@fredonair I don’t get this either. Or when you’re ordering from a quick service restaurant and they prompt you to tip them for pouring your cup of coffee, but if you don’t tip you feel guilty.

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3 yr old: Don’t get married. When people get married, then they get old and die.

Me: You know I was married once already, right?

3 yr old: Was that when you were little? You’re lucky you stopped before you were very old.

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Say what you will about the various delivery services, but it should be noted that Amazon always leaves my packages right by my doorstep under the awning and the FedEx driver left my package on the very edge of my stoop in the rain. Who hurt you, FedEx?

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Also, if you are on Post and want to be my friend over there, I am starting from scratch. Same handle :)

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Made it into Post Beta. It reminds me of the early days of Twitter. Here's who I am. I don't know you, but want to be friends?

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Like Santa has elves to spare to send to each kid's home in peak production season. And isn't he supposed to see you when you're sleeping and know when you're awake? Why does he need spies?

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Those savings will go towards the Elf on the Shelf my son was introduced to that I must now buy. And buy "gifts" from. Whoever came up with this is forever on my naughty list.

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I'm #Grateful for my toddler outgrowing his clothes in time for Cyber Monday deals.

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I used to customize my Myspace. Do you think Elon would hire me as an engineer?!

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Also, this is a shameless plug for that TikTok account, which covers Fast Food trends and how they came to be, like this video on the Culver's curderburger. Strong opinions were given https://t.co/ep8p23Gi9y

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I am more and more frequently relying on TikTok to break down news for me. Example: Y'alls coffee add-ons generated $1B in revenue for Sbux! https://t.co/QCd4fCABhK

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Took my mom to the Chicago screening of #Slumberland — We laughed. We cried. We thought this is intense for a kids movie!

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Why do they make bite-sized Almond Joy and put them into Halloween mixes? Does any kid actually eat these?

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My 3-year-old son keeps saying "We're going to the theatre tomorrow!" and a @peppapig show has never sounded so fancy 💁‍♀️ @RosemontTheatre

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One of my team members sent me a TikTok example of a guy sampling Italian food set to Music For A Sushi Restaurant and I said I didn’t think that went together the best and now I feel old. Like… it’s a good song but Italian food would not be at a sushi restaurant?

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@chgfanclub @mattlindner I believe it!

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Cauliflower crust pizza counts as a vegetable, right? That's how this works? 🍕

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But in reality, stoked for the Notre Dame campus & football field tour AND eating all the food. Not sure Naperville is local to South Bend, Ind. But we will forgive that 😉