Brian Kimathi

Data Analyst,
Economist and Mathematician

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

my mom once told me “accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others” and that shit is real.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A woman with high body count

- She says she doesn't like sex

- Grabs your penis & slides it

- Grabs your penis and swallows it

- Moans dramatically

- Calls Solomon yet you are Brian

"Solo harder"

"Who is Solo?"

"I meant slowly but harder"

#MasculinitySaturday

[Mtemi 👑 Bokono 🇰🇪 @Bokono_m]

Unajituma ulishe Familia unakosa time ya kuonja succulent girls alafu idle wife anapata time ya kucheat na kuzaa nje. 😒 Unalose meaning ya maisha unaua Kila mtu. 💔

[Iman | ايمان @nana_alaouie]

In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

[𓆩friday𓆪 👩‍💻 @datawizz_]

Early in your data career, you will walk into an interview and they'll ask the difference between DROP, TRUNCATE, DELETE commands in SQL.
It's vert important you learn the answer right now.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

A feminist's brain.

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Hakuna Old Money amejaza Cabro kwa compound.

[Brian Kimathi @Kimathi_Kym]

Noma

[Brian Kimathi @Kimathi_Kym]

@Dr_AustinOmondi Do you have a dataset that supports this??

[NEIGHBOr🏆 @Jiirani]

Sijui mbona you expected much from mtu alianza kukuliwa na wababa akiwa still in highschool

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

If you Can unfollow your boyfriend after breaking up with him, Then you could've unfollowed all those Men he was uncomfortable with while you were dating.

Ehn Fine Girl. 🤌😂😂😂

[Brian Kimathi @Kimathi_Kym]

@GlobalinkWriter Scam alert

[Brian Kimathi @Kimathi_Kym]

@MrBeast Really?

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Kenya said: Hebu 😂

[Eric @amerix]

Supporting your parents, siblings and relatives is a noble gesture.

It is moral to offer help where needed.

However, learn to say NO.

Stick to your budget.

[Zion @zionszzn]

“I never asked you to” is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone’s time and love.

[Eric @amerix]

A woman who wants to live with you, will seek excuses to remain.

A woman who wants to leave, will seek excuses to go.

Don't beg any woman to be with you.

Focus on your purpose.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Glen aliwaambia the law does not prevent crime, it only punishes crime. By the time the law is stepping in, there's a victim already. Wewe unaambiwa ujichunge as a woman unauliza from who juu at the back of your bald head, you think this is a gender war

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Technically we don't all have 24hrs
It's a matter of utility
Yes the time is the same but productivity is different
Most ultra wealthy niggas have one job live near work and use their time proper
Example we unafika home unaenda Soko kununua nyanya alafu upike
Lunch the same thing and asubui
Sasa Sisi local mutinas kuenda job pekee swings out 2hrs kurudi another 2
Haya kupanga laini stage 2hrs kutembea kuenda job etc

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

When cheating happens in a setup where there are children,

The ball game is different.

Don't chase her. It is a bad image.

Simply withdraw attention, commitment and intimacy.

Silently create a hostile environment for her until she storms out.

#MasculinitySaturday