Kimberly Calderon

Born to be mild. •txst alum•

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Happy New Year everyone except Paolo

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Been a hell of a year

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@clancpants @CMonsive

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These commentators on ESPN are ass. Talkin about Texas State like they are some Cinderella team playing Stanford. They won like 40+ games this year bud watch your mouth and show some respect.

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Amber calling Elon for $15 million of that space money
#JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard

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@TimmyCalderon

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what are we supposed to do until may 16th?
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial

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I saw somewhere the theory about Alexis and Hunter being plants. And now you can’t convince me otherwise.

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Did we stutter? Probably.
What a dream it was to see someone who sounds like me on stage in front of thousands! @TheDrewLynch

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Something that feels illegal but is not
The library

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Blondie made me unwell.
#RedTaylorsVersion

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Today was just… a lot.
I don’t know how I’m supposed to live laugh love under these conditions.

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@VIDCXCVI Poor girl honestly. Blinded.🙄

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I hope all the Alabama girls on tiktok get into the sorority they want.
#rolltide

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@brianasuckss

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@AllTimeLow and @hannahmontana /@MileyCyrus was at lollapalooza.
FOMO

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Is it Christmas yet?

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

She already won. That part. #SimoneBiles

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New car, who dis?

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We need to normalize having the color pink as a standard car color.