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[David Perell Clips @PerellClips]

David Sedaris thinks that if we just lived for the plot, we'd have material to write anything. He explains:

"My friend asked me what I did in the afternoon. I said, 'I went to the post office.' He replied, 'Why would you do that? You don't even need to go to the post office. If you have something you want mailed, you have the hotel called FedEx and they come and pick it up.'"

"I don't want to live like you. I want to go to the post office. And I went to the post office and it was remarkable. Or sometimes you go to the post office and the person is just grumpy and you can even get something out of that."

"I wanna live. I wanna be out there. I don't wanna sit at home and order everything online, and use all the shortcuts."

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When they called a library a 'biblioteca.'

Absolute banger of a word.

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Quick reminder that Val from The Birdcage is the worst son in movie history. Worse than The Good Son. Worse than We Need To Talk About Kevin. Worse than Kylo Ren.

[Clancpants @clancpants]

@GooseAtTanagra @Mariean_w “Bare that insult” 😏

[Clancpants @clancpants]

👽 https://t.co/t9dy2tyhpV

[g @34rths]

I know kindness is never lost or wasted because Everyone who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

[Maddy Skye @MaddySkye]

The elbows! HEB Marie Texas! 😂

[TheOrigenist @OrthodoxOrigen]

Reminder,

The Catholic Church has officially said Nike and Adidas are both fine. It’s okay to have Jordans and Superstars,

Peter has spoken, swag is good. It’s Skechers that are bad.

[Joseph Nolla, SJ @josephnollasj]

“The Hail Mary repeated in the Holy Rosary is an act of love. Isn’t it precisely love to tirelessly repeat: ‘I love you’?”

-Pope Leo XIV

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

nobody move nobody change the channel nobody adjust the volume

stay perfectly still

they’re winning because of us we figured out the exact right combination NOBODY FUCKING MOVE

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

"If love does not ruin you at least once, then you loved like a coward."

-wordsintheattic, Anish KC

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I’m so hungry I could eat 7 margaritas

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

everybody in san antonio is on the spurs

that’s how it works here

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If you’re a Northeast Catholic you 1000% have more spiritual camaraderie with Muslims than a Baptist or Evangelical.

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

white girls finding out you're not having fun is the equivalent of a black grandmother finding out you haven't eaten.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

if the artemis astronauts don't throw out the first pitch at an astros game this season what are we even doing

[Tim Spalding 🇺🇦 @librarythingtim]

People are marveling at this, but it is absolutely normal Catholicism. American right-wing Catholics who ignore—or even delight in—poverty, violence and oppression are the aberration.

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

Pope Leo's Easter message:

"Let those who have weapons lay them down! Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace! Not a peace imposed by force, but through dialogue! Not with the desire to dominate others, but to encounter them!"

[Clancpants @clancpants]

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