Kimi Alexander

[IG: NewPiscesAreUs @PiscesAreUs]

#Pisces are the ultimate servers & take pleasure pleasing others but we like to get treated too #piscesareus

[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

I don't understand so much.

[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

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[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

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[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you directly ingest the same amount of sugar found in a can of Coke, you will vomit uncontrollably.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

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[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

I...HAVE...ARRIVED! http://t.co/9vZiR0VK

[Global Goals @GlobalGoalsUN]

Friday is World Teachers' Day -- map, graph & compare data on global demand for primary school #teachers: http://t.co/u1zjHOPG #WTD2012

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The word “nerd” was actually invented by Dr. Suess.

[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

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[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

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[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

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[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

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[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

It's fun living in a world where Lindsay Lohan is in the news every day but you can't say vagina in a tampon commercial. (via @kellyoxford)

[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

I'm an Auntie (again) I can't wait to meet my nephew David!!!

[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

I am so the best mom ever!! At least my 4 year old thinks so.

[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

My dryer was on fire!! Damn it!

[Kimi Alexander @Kimi_Alexander]

Guess who I get to sleep next to tonight!!!!