Kimsonmartin

I'm God's Beloved Son. Blessed to be a Blessing.

[Mr Charles (Remote Jobs) @MrCharlesky]

Bro to Bro

1. Quit porn
2. Replace your worn-out boxers
3. Get a haircut every 2 weeks
4. Shower twice daily
5. Own a few quality polos and button-down shirts
6. Have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions
7. Own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance
8. Use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)
9. Drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups
10. Brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day
11. Use the restroom before leaving the house
12. Dress well no matter where you’re going
13. Above all, love God

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA has graduated to your tax accountant,

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

• Starting in January 2027, it is KRA that shall FIRST tell you, what income it believes you earned in 2026. And what taxes you shall therefore pay.

KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:

• eTIMS data
• PAYE records
• Withholding tax records
• Plus any other information already in KRA systems

KRA shall then send you this pre-populated return by 31st January 2027.

Once you receive it, you have 2 MONTHS (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS. To either:

• Confirm it. If it is correct. Or,

• Reject & amend it. If KRA got the numbers wrong. And provide your own numbers together with supporting documents.

- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,

KRA shall conclude that you have agreed with its assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.

After that, you can use the amended or confirmed return to file your taxes as follows:

• If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.

• If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)

One more critical mistake to watch.

• Do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.

Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.

Now, reread this slowly.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Either you like me or hate me, I will still receive blessings. God is not coming from your village.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

You're a man.

Make money.

Make a lot of it.

A rich man’s crime is called a mistake. A poor man’s mistake is called a crime. Understand the difference and act accordingly.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Your anger will disappear once you get money

Your sadness will disappear once you get money.

Your fatigue will disappear once you get money.

Your depression will disappear once you get money.

ignore your feelings. they come and go.

Bro, get money.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Saving money is a flex. Being debt-free is a flex. Financial freedom is the goal!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Mistakes are made, but try to avoid the mistake of feeding a horse you don’t ride.

— Elon Musk.

[Kimsonmartin @KimsonMartin]

@_falsi1ke @get_screenshot

[Eric @amerix]

The rule of thumb is this:

When you see the masses rushing to purchase or acquire something that the media is hyping,

Don't go there.

Hold. Pause. Reflect.

[Eric @amerix]

Drunk women will,

Poop in your car.

Vomit in your car.

Urinate in your car.

Scream in your car.

They will not pay.

They will cause chaos and will accuse you of sexual assault.

Avoid a woman who drinks alcohol.

Respect yourself.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

RULES OF LIVING WITH PEOPLE

1. When you meet young people - INSPIRE THEM.

2. When you meet children - EDUCATE THEM.

3. When you meet old people - HELP THEM.

4. When you meet wise people - STUDY THEM.

5. When you meet leaders - HONOUR THEM.

6. When you meet foolish people - AVOID THEM.

7. When you meet humble people - TREASURE THEM.

8. When you meet arrogant people - IGNORE THEM.

9. When you meet gracious people - EMULATE THEM.

10. When you meet aspirational people - ELEVATE THEM.

11. When you meet strong people - SUPPORT THEM.

12. When you meet godly people - BLESS THEM.

13. When you meet elderly people - RESPECT THEM.

14. When you meet weak people - STRENGTHEN THEM.

15. When you meet hardworking people - ENCOURAGE THEM.

16. When you meet kind people - ESTEEM THEM.

17. When you meet Honest people -
PROMOTE THEM.

18. When you meet virtuous people - REWARD THEM.

19. When you meety evil people - EVADE THEM.

20. And in all situation “ Watch, Pray and wish everyone well.

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

Gentlemen,

Stop waiting, start building wealth!

Set financial goals, take action.

Stick to a budget, live below your means.

Build an emergency fund, automate savings.

Pay off debt, invest your money.

Diversify your investments, stay informed.

Take charge of your financial future now and pave your way to financial success!

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Put an oxygen mask on yourself first before trying to help others.

Get an emergency fund first before trying to rescue everyone in your family from their financial troubles.

Playing Father Christmas on a weak asset base will soon get you in a financial pit and no one will care.

[Kimsonmartin @KimsonMartin]

@TheAbojani @_screenshoter

[Eric @amerix]

Laziness is the quiet killer of your dreams.

It steals your destiny.

While you sleep and procrastinate, others are building.

Refuse to grow weed in your mind.

Wake up, move, work on your garden, REPEAT.

Repetition is the key to MASTERY.

Refuse to be comfortable.

[Kimsonmartin @KimsonMartin]

@_falsi1ke @_screenshoter

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

A man’s downfall is rarely caused by his enemies. It’s caused by his inability to sit in a room alone, without validation, without noise, with only his thoughts. Master that silence, and no opponent can ever truly own you.

[Eric @amerix]

The people cheering you aren’t always genuine.

They smile in public and pray for your downfall in private.

Even those you trust hope you fall so they can rise.

Build in silence. Move with caution. Win alone!

#ManDay

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Best thing you can do is stop telling people what's going on in your life.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The flex is healing and not letting those who hurt you find you where they left you.