Captain Cowell

30ish yo gal with a bad back and somewhat broken brain; thinks she’s funny, she’s employed and a feminist 🔥👊🏻

[Retrak, part of Hope for Justice @Retrak_Charity]

Between 2009 and 2016, we helped over 3,000 children be reintegrated with their families #CharityTuesday

[Mental Health Matters @mh__matters__]

Unfortunately I couldn’t get online yesterday for #SelfHarmAwarenessDay

However, here is some very helpful information for anyone that self harms, would like to help family/friends that self harm or would just like to educate themselves about self harm! https://t.co/neZa5guyYm

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

3 months after turning 30 I’ve had to get my first pair of #glasses 👓👓👓 #ohwell #geek #dork #vintage #nerd #NerdGirl

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

When you’re so irrationally confident you try to slide into Beyoncé’s DMs. She’ll get right back you mate 😑 #Beyonce #mens #seriously #WhyNot #ByeFelicia 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Summer Ray @SummerRay]

Show yourself Inspector Gadget

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Yesterday, detainees at Yarl’s Wood Immigration Detention Centre began a hunger strike. Find out why below 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 #HungerForFreedom https://t.co/ydiytnrgFB

[Kate Griffiths-Lambeth @KateGL]

Gallup research showing that those who work 1 day per week from home are most engaged (those at work all the time are least engaged) @markcatchlove @HMInsightGroup #work #workplace

[Time to Change @TimetoChange]

Have you noticed a change in your friend, recently? We know it's awkward to open up to mental health, but it's worth it. Find out how to support a mate: https://t.co/ZQAjLpzq7x

[Akala @akalamusic]

Yes, man is coming to Leicester 👊🏾 https://t.co/LeMXK0KjPZ

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

WARNING: only watch 🐕 A Dog’s Purpose 🐕 if you’re completely emotionally stable. I am not but thankfully Iris was here to support me #dogs #dogsoftwitter #bordercollie #sundayblues

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

Exhausted today, thankfully all my #animals were there to comfort me 💕❤️💕 #dogsoftwitter #CatsOfTwitter #uglysleeper #cuddles #SaturdayMotivation #weekend #sleep #nap

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

Poor Zeus is wearing the baby grow or shame right now #CatsOfTwitter #cats #kitties ❤️❤️❤️

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

#WinterWeather was predominantly mud based today #bordercollie #dogsoftwitter #puppylove #dogmodel ❄️❤️❄️💕#Yorkshire

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

#ChronicPain giving my gyp tonight, trying to distract myself looking at happy pics #pain #dogsoftwitter #doggo 😬

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

Cuddles with my beautiful girl #dogsoftwitter #bordercollie #puppylove ❤️💕

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎄🎁❤️ #ChristmasDay

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

Staying warm on this #snow filled day with a #pet blanket! #dogsoftwitter #CatsOfTwitter #SnowWatch

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Attacks against trans people are part of a bigotry which has got to end. We must work together until hatred and discrimination truly have no place in our society. #TDOR

[Captain Cowell @Kinda30Life]

@MooseAllain Typo in a job application, I asked to “sexplain myself” - I didn’t get the job 🙄😑