“I woke up from a dream and had the word, “facetious”, stuck in my head. Then, I was trying to remember how to spell it. That kept me up for awhile.” @Jesse07469952
LIVE NOW: We are launching astronauts to the @Space_Station from @NASAKennedy for the first time in nine years. Liftoff is at 3:22pm ET. #LaunchAmerica
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@rtadams89: “There’s nothing that would make me feel like I’m in Nebraska more than seeing you knitting at a bar.”
@KrisEckhardt: “I just need some whiskey and some yarn.”
#snowedin#ChristmasinNE
(table next to us at dinner - 2 women & a man) Waitress: “Do you need anything else?” Man: “Just you.” (table laughs). Woman: “He’s looking for a wife.” Waitress: “Me too.” (walks away)
Me: What did you do at school today?
5-year-old: Learned about dragons.
Me: Your class learned about dragons?
5: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.