Comrade Capybara 🌏

We should all be as chill as the Capybara.

[Hilltop Hoods @hilltophoods]

Nobody expects you to hold a fucking hose. They expect you to organize and coordinate a response.

Do your fucking job muppet.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@SkyNewsAust @ScottMorrisonMP Demonstrates the shortsightedness of the man.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

What is more acceptable to the electorate:
Take leave as the country burns and leadership required or cancel trip and re-book later at taxpayers expense?

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@vanOnselenP LOL.
What an absolute tool. Sad thing is, there are fools out there who will believe this.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@AlboMP In the face of climate change.
Repeat. Those. Words.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@AusOpinion @australian Voters voted in 2016 to bring in Trump.
During the 2018 mid-term elections, they voted to hold Trump accountable.
He has today been held accountable.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@SkyNewsAust Where's Scotty from Marketing?

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@collywolly41 @abcnews @naomirwolf @PatsKarvelas Do you know how people get over things?
They receive an apology.
And then they move on.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@collywolly41 @abcnews @naomirwolf @PatsKarvelas Agree. Can't Taylor just admit he lied, or at the very least, admit he was wrong, and then we can move past this!

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@venturescott @ALeighMP @DavidGLongmuir When you reduce the public service, you reduce the service to the public.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@timinmitcham @RumRational I like a good analogy... a comparative could be that when the NSW LNP impose water restrictions, we as individuals tell them to get stuffed. I'm only one person who consumes 0.00000001% of water. If I continue as normal, it won't make a difference.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@AlanWakeley @simonahac @ScottMorrisonMP We apply pressure to nations over a range of issues and could press for nations to do more on climate change. But we don't. Fact is, our leaders don't want to act on climate change for fear change will cost the economy, regardless of the current & future costs of climate change.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@simonahac @nellistevenson @ScottMorrisonMP 10 kids are in a swimming pool and 8 of them are pissing in it. Their parents ask them to stop pissing in the pool, but they each say they'll only stop if the others stop first. So none of them stop, and the pool becomes a very unwelcoming place to visit.

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@PethDerek And yes, it's paid.
It's a throwback to the days when everybody's ancestors lived in the UK, and it took a month to catch a boat home, a month to catch a boat back, and you got to spend time with them inbetween!

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@PethDerek We have this in Australia. Kind of. It's called long service leave and you get 13 weeks off if you work for your employer for 10 years :)

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

I hereby announce impeachment of government’s climate change. denialists Please tweet support

[Ellen Sandell @ellensandell]

Remember when students went on climate strike because they wanted a safe future &ScoMo told them they should be in school?

Well,over 600 schools in NSW are closed today due to catastrophic bushfires made worse by climate change & inaction from Government. What say you now ScoMo?

[Comrade Capybara 🌏 @KindredCapybara]

@ScottMorrisonMP We will never forget you brought a lump of coal to Parliament. One day, you will have "an awakening", and try to pretend you weren't a denialist and supported green movements.
We will sacrifice you at the altar of the climate gods.

[Mike Cannon-Brookes 👨🏼‍💻🧢🇦🇺 @mcannonbrookes]

Our fire fighters don’t need thoughts & prayers - they need funds.

Our scientists don’t need thoughts & prayers - they need trust.

Our climate doesn’t need thoughts & prayers - it needs action & policy.

Our nation doesn’t need thoughts & prayers - it needs leadership.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The delivery here makes this even funnier