Crystal Schening

Proud mother + Sole Practitioner at Kinetic Legal Services = Mompreneur. Soccer fan. Cat person. Tweets and retweets are not legal advice.

[Kevin Bartel @soccer4kev]

Enjoyed a night together with friends, music, and dancing

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

Well, this is going to take some time to get used to.

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

@soccer4kev I am ready to be home. This week has been insane. Running another lawyer's busy real estate practice, short staffed, and walking into the files blind...it has been a week!

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

Bone Bustin' Bandits @famfirstchiro

[Community Legal Clinic - Central Alberta @CACLClinic]

Our next drop-in #PhotoID Clinic is on May 5, from 3:30-6 PM at the @rdpl downtown (4818 49 St)! We offer free, temporary photo affidavit IDs that can be used to help replace gov't ID and access local supports like food banks. Give us a call for more info at 403.314.9129. #yqf

[Lawkward Lady @LawkwardLady]

Dear Everyone:

Calling me back to back does nothing. If I ignored you the first time, I'll ignore you the second time.

Very truly yours,
Busy Lawyer

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

@soccer4kev @RogerJBaker Actually, I'm so good at what I do that you think I still have sympathy...

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

@rainmanofins @soccer4kev This pan was full...

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

@rainmanofins @soccer4kev He ate some anyways. And told me to make more. I'll have to send him to the store for more tart shells.

[Kevin Bartel @soccer4kev]

What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink?

Subpoena colada

That one's for @KineticLegal and @RogerJBaker

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

@FoodieAndFamily @soccer4kev @Duke5O6 @scottam2 @ChadinRedDeer @mikesnellrmx @bistroongaetzrd

[Community Legal Clinic - Central Alberta @CACLClinic]

#COVID-19 vaccinations are not mandatory according to the provincial and federal govts, but businesses can mandate vaccinations for their employees and customers. For more info, check out this article from the Alberta Civil Liberties Research Centre. https://t.co/DxfcbmYLum

[Community Legal Clinic - Central Alberta @CACLClinic]

# DidYouKnow ? Our free programs provide information and support for many areas of the law, including #Immigration, #Tenant, and #Employment matters. Call our office to learn more at 403.314.9129 or toll-free at 1.877.314.9129. #yqf #AlbertaLaw #probono

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

"Down Force" is a great family game w/ @soccer4kev. Each car = current Formula 1 driver. Current placement in our game:

1. @alex_albon (blue)
2. @Charles_Leclerc (red)
3. @LewisHamilton (green)
4. @Carlossainz55 (orange)
5. @danielricciardo (yellow)
6. @KevinMagnussen (black)

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

@soccer4kev

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

@soccer4kev For me, it's "hey mama, hey mama, hey mama......." on repeat and in a rhythm.

[Crystal Schening @KineticLegal]

@soccer4kev @MixedUpMoney I can totally relate!