Asmodeus

Asmodeus has done many things. He sealed Levistus in ice once. That was fun.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@TerryTheTurret I do *not* eat people. I kill them and eat their souls.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@EloraSilune Ah, another one of @Bahamut9's gloriously well thought out decisions, yes?

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@EloraSilune Oh? Why is that, do tell...

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@EloraSilune That comment would be enough to kill you if I weren't in a very comfortable spot on my throne. I'll put it on a memo.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@TerryTheTurret I don't know. Let's find out never.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@EloraSilune Because Asmodeus *loves* acting "sweet".

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@EloraSilune It is? My bad. I'll correct this issue as soon as possible...

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@TerryTheTurret Well I'm still here, aren't I?

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@TerryTheTurret Heal, harvest soul, torture, laugh. Might soak my feet afterward if they're sore.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@TerryTheTurret I don't.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@EloraSilune @TerryTheTurret Why would I even want to kill you? You amuse me far more than most of these... what do I group you all as now?

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 @XDemonBaronX Our first lesson will be the simplest scale. Don't miss is.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 This is better, yes.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 I don't quite think we're at that stage in this relationship. I must ask you to retract that for it makes me uncomfortable.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 I suppose that's true, yes... Here is your one person then. Congratulations.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 Don't look so down. I'm sure that far, far out there, there is someone somewhere who doesn't hate you if you're lucky.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 Your sister hates you too, she's family as well. It would be rude to forget about her.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 At least you still have your family.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 That's because I'm quite busy *doing my job*. Some gods... they have the luxury of free time and make it a curse upon you and I.

[Asmodeus @KingAsmodeus]

@Bahamut9 Torturing the evil either makes me good for punishing them, or eviller and taking what the rest of you let me. Take your pick.