Jordan

This is a parody account and is no way affiliated with the real Jordan Beck a pretty trill dude with a nack for being on time.

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

My betting record needs to be studied.

[Howling Mongrel @HowlingMongrel]

I farted on a jewish bitch and told her a little gas ain't never hurt nobody.

[Burt @BurtRetard]

Coffee so black it’s axing me questions

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

@BrandonJWWebb Watchmen is an extremely underrated movie

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

Wells Fargo where I’m banking nigga

[Don “Big Balls” Davis @ballsdonzo]

Bang #Cornell7

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

woman will post a picture half naked with her ass hanging out and then post a Bible verse right after.

[Magills @magills_]

How my grandpa looks at me when I complain about immigrants at Thanksgiving

[Pop @popchud]

September flew by like four niggas in a Nissan Altima

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

Knowing statistics in sports makes you an expert, knowing statistics in demographics makes you a racist

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

Seen a homeless guy asking for money while vaping. Welcome to Collinsville.

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

Imagine making it through an entire football season without a player getting in trouble for beating his girlfriend.

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Maybe Hitler had postpartum depression

[Brai Wagner @brianwagner1234]

This is how Brian Dawkins used to look running out of the tunnel

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

Covid vaccine update. 2068 days still not dead.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Chihuahua owners be like “isn’t she so cute”

[AB @AB84]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

@Da_FullNelson If only

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

course they use a pic of him at 3 so he looks innocent

[Jordan @KingBeck22]

Juneteenth weekend in Chicago.
40 people shot. 8 dead. #BLM