King Cali'ed

Fully functional adult unit.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

COPARENTING DISASTER: I've just watched one of the most heartbreaking things a co-parent can ever experience, and honestly, I'm angry. 💔

Kennedy Njau (the man below) was co-parenting three children with his ex-wife. Over the weekend, he dropped the children off at

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Reality after graduation will make you realize campus only helped you know the city and own a laptop.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

If the chameleon was talkative, the snake would have known the secret of it's changing colours.

[Eric @amerix]

Before Elon took over Twitter,

— It was run by homosexuals, paedophiles, and radical feminists.

If you wrote something that hurt their gay feelings, the "He/him" battalion would report you to their leader, Yoel Roth.

Yoel was a "he/him" and the "content cop" head of policy, trust, and safety at Twitter Headquarters in San Francisco, California.

By 2013, it was only homosexuals who had the blue checkmark.

It was homosexuals who were running trending hashtags.

If you tried to devise one, they would ask Yoel to suppress it.

If you wrote anything like:

"Paedophiles must be arrested,"

Or

"Homosexuals should leave our children alone."

Then, it was considered hate speech, and Yoel would suspend you or ban you forever.

Homosexuals and feminists were so influential on this platform.

It was so difficult for me and a few others like Rollo and IM, who were pushing for the emancipation of masculinity.

Twitter suppressed #MasculinitySaturday back in 2019, but the consistency in its trend through user-generated tweets kept it afloat.

Homosexuals and radical feminists were so irked by this hashtag that they kept pushing for me to be deplatformed from Twitter because I was writing things that angered their gay feelings.

That is the same thing happening in the corporate world.

If you work in the corporate sector and you make comments or do something that angers these crooked LGBTQWERTY hoodrats,

— they will engineer your exit, and of course, that corporation will collapse in the end.

The most pathetic breed of soy men are those with "he/him" and such pronouns.

They are uncouth, ugly at heart, and with a filthy spiritual life.

If you see a man or a woman with pronouns, just avoid them.

They will infect you with their filth and mental sickness.

Remain a normal human being who uses common sense.

How can a normal man allow another man to insert his penis into the anus?

Isn't this a mental illness?

How on earth did we normalize this nonsense?

Reject. Resist. Refuse.

CHANGE or PERISH

#BetterTogether

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti-Commentary @RealOmtatah]

No one!

I mean no single person!

Has ever said truer words since Ruto came to power like Ndindi Nyoro here.

This one deserves to be retweeted countless times!

Good morning Kenya!

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

The crazy thing is, the number of corporate guys rolling like the Equitorial Guinea guy in Nairobi is alarming

ARVs, PEP, penicillin, azithromycin zinamezwa hii mtaa sio jokes

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Dr Khaminwa is a true definition of passion pays.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Consider marrying a woman older than you.

She is mature.

She has experience.

She now wants to settle.

She will pay your bills.

She will help you.

You will succeed where others failed.

YOU ARE A GENIUS

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Keep babies away from cough syrup.

They are largely ineffective and useless.

They are also neurotoxic, meaning they fry their brains.

- and of course, they have killed several babies.

Instead, do STEAM INHALATION with mint leaves, basil leaves, Rosemary, Cinnamon, ginger, cardamom & lemon grass.

— this is for the babies above 2 years.

For the babies below 2 years, use sheep fat or schmaltz (chicken fat) and also prepare for them chicken soup.

#FoodFriday

[Brutal Mindset @BrutalMindset]

Stoicism turns a boy into a man

But feminists wants you to stop being stoic

Don’t fall for it. Remember this:

1. Embrace your toxic masculinity

[Eric @amerix]

A woman can't love a man. It is a man who loves a woman.

Love is a top-down action.

It is God who loves man, but man can't love God.

Therefore, man must obey, submit, and respect God to be loved.

Similarly, a woman must obey, submit, and respect her man to be loved.

Also, a woman can only love children, but children can't love the mother.

Therefore, children must obey, respect, and submit to the mother to be loved.

However, a man doesn't show love through emotions. He shows it through actions known as the 4Ps

• Precede

• Provide

• Protect

• Penetrate

So, if the woman becomes rude, belligerent, and bellicose, she doesn't deserve to be loved.

She doesn't deserve to be preceded, provided for, protected, or penetrated.

She deserves to be abandoned to suffer the pain of her ignorance.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

The Hierarchy of Relationships:

God is supreme,

Under him, is Man,

Under man, is woman,

Under woman, are children.

A man gets God's blessings ONLY if he submits to God. Similarly, a woman ONLY gets a man's attention if he submits to the man.

Children can only eat food, dress well, and go to school if they submit to the mother.

The mother presents the children's requests to their father, and the father provides for them.

The father presents the family's requests to God, and God blesses the family.

This is the natural order of relationships.

The modern world attempts to usurp this order, and it has led to chaos.

Clap for MEN.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

So many eggs in the market,

Very few chicken farmers.

Don't just eat any eggs; raise your chickens or buy directly from a farmer.

Profit over people will be the end of human existence.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

JSS is a scum, a skunk, and should be exterminated.

• No teachers. Most schools have at most 3 teachers. — 2 interns, 1 Permanent.

• 3 JSS teachers to teach 9 subjects. No books.

• JSS interns' contract ended. No more teachers.

• JSS teachers earn KSH 17,000. SEVENTEEN!

• Nobody knows what this JSS is solving. It is neither a primary school nor a secondary school.

• CBC lessons were integrated last year. This led to a new design, and all books were withdrawn. New books were published and KICD has refused to approve them.

• JSS Teachers are supposed to fill marks in a portal. Nobody confirms if the marks are genuine or cooked. Most are filled in Cyber Cafés. No supervision.

• Grade 9 begins next year. No teachers. No classes. No books.

• Learners are lost.

• Parents are confused.

• The skunk is malodorous, expensive, and cumbersome.

Our education system has been defiled. Politicians take their children to international schools.

Our public schools are in shambles.

An entire generation has been deliberately jeopardized by a dysfunctional and maladaptive curriculum.

CBC is Kenya's most useless education system. It is a malevolent mongrel and should be exterminated.

It is a mess.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

About this young man,

Thread... 🧵

1. Create a ROUTINE

Start with 4 Bs. Wake up early in the morning every day and focus on this habit-stacking routine called 4Bs.

Procrastination is a product of stasis and lack of a routine.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

WEALTH is silent.

It runs deep like silent waters.

WEALTH is generational.

Richness on the other hand is chaotic, noisy and loquacious. — with unnecessary braggadocio.

Richness is short-term. It dies with the death of the owner.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

If you crave eating stones, soil, mud,

Or, bite nails,

Or, chew wood, pens, clothes,

Then, you are suffering from PICA. You lack micronutrients like magnesium, potassium, iron or zinc.

Or, you skipped the Freudian psychosexual stage called the ORAL STAGE.

#BetterTogether

[THE NOMAD @philosopherXC]

Men,

On Valentines Day, women are happy when simps outshine each other

Because they are the beneficiary of gifts and attention

Don't be a simp trying to prove anything for a woman's validation

Use your resources to elevate your dreams and goals.

Simpson always see Dust.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Did I just cover 171kms on less than 1/4 of a tank?
Kwani izi ni ma nini @Xado_EA walinillpea bwana
3000cc on premio efficiency is nuts
I love it