King of All Cosmos

We broke it. Yes, we were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and us, it felt quite good.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

We wonder why in comics law enforcement is so.. naïve. We think crime should be solved by professionals, not men in tights.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

We could have sworn you said something about Us. @NoPrinniesHere @GiantEnemyKrab

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@DatRoyKoopa We heard roll up.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@DocIRobotnik Have you tried big pieces of tape? @MOONBEHINDYOU

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@DocIRobotnik We suggest you make a lunar sized muzzle. @MOONBEHINDYOU

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@MOONBEHINDYOU *His eyes glow* Perhaps we need a quieter moon.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

/We/ don't even know how or why the Moon talks..

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@MOONBEHINDYOU ...

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@Jet_the_Hawk You are a slow parrot.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@Jet_the_Hawk You are a small bird. We are the ruler of the universe. You are indeed less interesting.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@Jet_the_Hawk You are boring.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@Jet_the_Hawk And you complain too much.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@Furry_King_Woif That is not how we write.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

@Furry_King_Woif ... That is not us.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @DrRobotaku]

....Today's just filled with all KINDS of weird shit.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

Little known fact: The Queen song 'Princes of the Universe' was named after our son.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

Bowser the moon. Possibly ironic due to recent events, we think.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

Roll Bowser up, Prince. Make a star out of him... Or a moon for irony.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

Don't destroy the moon. We are not a moon producing factory.

[King of All Cosmos @KingCosmoKatDam]

[Attaches a giant rocky nose to moon and fuses it there.] Fixed.