Chris Harding

Howay the lads!

[Chris Harding @KingOfVillagers]

@anthonygordon @NUFC Fair play lad. All the best sunna

[Chris Harding @KingOfVillagers]

Not sure if it’s a new IOS, a mere 4 year old iPhone or Vodafone playing silly cunts but it’s outrageous that I can get 5g in the middle of nowhere yet I’m hanging out the window for 1 bar of 4g less than 2 miles from Derby city centre. Absolute joke.

[Chris Harding @KingOfVillagers]

@NoContextBrits *or

[Chris Harding @KingOfVillagers]

@NoContextBrits How has nobody mentioned The Big Breakfast of TFI Friday?

[Chris Harding @KingOfVillagers]

Vodafone uk is an absolute joke reception wise. Was halfway up a mountain in Gran Canaria 3 weeks ago & had full 5g. Yet less than a mile from Derby city centre I’m hanging out the window to get a decent signal.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

So, so good 😮‍💨

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

THE BEST MATCH CAM YOU WILL EVER SEE!!!! 😍

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

HOWAY THE LADS! ⚫️⚪️

Look what it means to @NUFC 🥹

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Big Dan Burn

Our first goal at Wembley for 25 years couldn’t have been scored by anyone more fitting 🫶🫶

[JOE.ie @JOEdotie]

Adam Sandler celebrated the 25th anniversary of Happy Gilmore with one of Happy's famous drives, but this time, it was Shooter McGavin who had the last laugh... 🏌😂

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet @aufwiedpet]

“Auf Wiedersehen, Son….” @TyneFlashback

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Delivering the final blow on Boxing Day, some finish Joey! 🥊

[Make mine a double 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PMFA_No1]

This is fucking awesome 😂😂👏👏

“Jumbo breakfast roll”

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

A special night at St. James' Park! 😍

One year ago today. 🖤🤍

[Wor Flags 🏴🏳 @worflags]

One year on from one of the greatest nights St, James’ Park has ever seen.

Let’s see your best photos and videos of our display and the night overall. 🖤🤍👇

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British people cannot simply say hello when their friend enters the pub. Oh no no no.

Instead they must say “here he is!” or “who let you in?” Sometimes they might say “well look who decided to show up” even if the friend is on time. Or “fancy seeing you here!” or “who invited you?” despite the friend being invited and expected. Sometimes they might even say something that suggests they don’t recognise the friend at all, like “do I know you?” or “who are you and what have you done with John?” Maybe they’ll say “they just let anyone in here these days”, or “good timing, it’s your round”. Or perhaps they’ll simply let out a loud cheer.

But they will never just say hello.

[Chris Harding @KingOfVillagers]

@bryansgunn My lad notched a belter for his college last season.

[Chris Harding @KingOfVillagers]

@David_Ornstein @GeorgeCaulkin @TheAthleticFC What the actual fuck?

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

TELLY GOLD: It’s the anniversary of the opening day of Italia 90, so here’s the intro to the official BBC tournament round-up.

Des Lynam, in a magnificent coat, with Adamski on soundtrack.

Wonderful stuff.