Simon King

He/Him - It's just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don't think too hard about it.

[Simon King @KingSi]

Might give this a go ...

https://t.co/59zUAXcdw1

[Simon King @KingSi]

@BBCSport @BBCiPlayer @BBCOne @BBCSounds Away from the action on the pitch, can we get some praise for Robyn and Rachel and the great job they're doing on comms, a day after getting through the England game that went deep into the night for them? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BBCFootball

[Simon King @KingSi]

@danielstorey85 Is it weird that I've heard you on so many football podcasts over the years that I feel slightly offended, on your behalf, that a friend has just referred to you as "that guy" (talking to Adrian Chiles) in a group chat message? 😅

[Simon King @KingSi]

Someone has been out in the sun too much!

Has he seen United over the last few seasons? It's an absolute shitshow, and not a step up from Brentford. Complete sideways move for him imo.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bryan Mbuemo decides he wants to join Man Utd & #MUFC now expected to open talks with Brentford in bid to sign 25yo forward this summer. Likes of #AFC #NUFC #THFC all interested but Cameroon int’l favours Old Trafford if deal agreed @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/GQzsop35pI

[Simon King @KingSi]

If Hakimi scores again, and doesn't celebrate again, would that make it a numb-encore?

#UCLfinal | #PSGINT

[Simon King @KingSi]

@FootballCliches Understandable!

[Simon King @KingSi]

@FootballCliches "Ian Rush has put his name to a 90-minute, score-settling, AI musical in the style of Hamilton about his legal battle against a Surrey scaffolding company and a small Wigan law firm" - https://t.co/HDnGMiKT2a

[Simon King @KingSi]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Corrections adjacent, a few months ago the ad question was about '1-word' stadiums. How was that worded? Because I heard a lot of talk about the final game 'at Goodison', & not a lot of 'Goodison Park' this week, but was shot down by many for saying this 1 word was common usage.

[Simon King @KingSi]

Anyone know if Serena Williams is at this game?

#CHEMUN | #AdobeWomensFACup

[Simon King @KingSi]

They should call it the European Strobe Competition this year.

#Eurovision #BBCEurovision

[Simon King @KingSi]

Lithuania showing up in their Dr Evil costumes...

#Eurovision #BBCEurovision

[Simon King @KingSi]

I don't like them abbreviating the name of the show to "the ESC" 👎🏻

#Eurovision #BBCEurovision

[Simon King @KingSi]

Not surprised Switzerland can do a decent flag parade. One of the best things about the country is their flag; it's a big plus!

#Eurovision #BBCEurovision

[Simon King @KingSi]

Why does that handball incident need to be DOGSO? It doesn't matter if it was a scoring opp or not, it was a handball!?

If the ball bounces through to him, nobody around him, & he grabs it outside the box it's an infringement. Haaland's pressure is irrelevant?

#EmiratesFACup

[Simon King @KingSi]

@aboveaveragefpl https://t.co/AzUFm9h0fg

[Simon King @KingSi]

@FPLGeneral @59thMinutePod The top 3 of my ML are separated by 8pts! ... Unfortunately, I'm 60pts behind them! 😅 So, with nothing to play for, are there any ultra low owned players you've noticed regularly popping up in the FFScout stats who look due two 30pt hauls? Or just a generally fun pick for 2wks?

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

"Number 4."

"Number 4... that's Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone. Served as Camerlengo from 2007 to 2014, of course..."

"Number 117."

"...and he will play number 117, that's Cardinal Andrew Yeom Soo-jung, the former chairman of the Catholic Peace Broadcasting Corporation (CPBC)."

[Girls on the Ball @GirlsontheBall]

Just utterly heartbreaking! "The F.A. For All", their tagline, should mean exactly that. Why do we always have to start from the point of exclusion? Sport has so much power to break down barriers and tackle social issues. Everyone should have access to the enjoyment playing sport and football brings, particularly at a grassroots level, no matter their identity.

[Simon King @KingSi]

@FootballCliches Live footage from the Clapham Chiefs' bench...

@D_C_W @CDEccleshare

[Simon King @KingSi]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Can anyone beat the "niche reference + player name pun" combo I've used for my FPL team name this season? 😅

[Simon King @KingSi]

@Zonal_Marking Speaking of books footballers read, I couldn't help notice the pile on the table during this important chat...

https://t.co/JNRVe38LOf

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

“There's no shame - which is the main thing that allows us to be free.” 💪

@bmeado9 & @leahcwilliamson share their laugh-out-loud moments and why we need to stop hiding our periods, period! ❤️

#MadeForThisGame 🤝 #IWD2025