Uncle Tooth

If you're not entertaining yourself, you're on social media for the wrong reasons.

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@osuzack Share your weed stash.

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@willtowin6 @farman4x Or -13.

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@ramit Oddly, my brother and I have this debate presently. I have my funds in index funds with low fees that I'm maanaging...set it and forget it. He has a broker that charges 1%. My earnings are higher and I'm not paying for "advice" or "swapping into other funds."

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@MrChuckD Icons are always in demand.

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@3YearLetterman All I see is a large list of people who lettered in Pickleball.

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@Phillies @Cadillac That was amazing.

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@MargoinWNC Look Maggie, coach doesn't care if you like weiners on the rim of your fast cars or what you feel about obvious geography facts. Stick to whatever it is that you're good at...which is probably pickelballz.

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@3YearLetterman Not true, coach. They lettered in pickleball and were the feature of the biopic by JRRRRR Token called The Two Taints.

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@3YearLetterman I'm glad to see no one disagrees.

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@HawkEmDownChris LeBron James?

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@dpeteskc @3YearLetterman Imagine that guy on Tinder.

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@3YearLetterman If Andrew Taint’s pants get any shorter, he’s going to get a scholarship offer to kick for OU this fall.

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@DanhausenAD I was sad you missed OKC last week, but I think had you come, the OKC Thunder fans might have cursed you...so it's probably better you stay away.

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@KonaMMA_ Crack whore that knows chokes.

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@TonyRav sound legit. Can I still get a bet down?

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@agentmma Hopefully it all works out for him.

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@Knightley_22 69

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@3YearLetterman As long as we find out what Whitesnake thinks.

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@Trailblaze2top Bring them ugly-ass feet to OKC and whoop that ass, brother.

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@3YearLetterman @CourtAnne1225 @dannykanell @lukebryan She doesn't look a day over 85.