Matt Wilson

Beer. Sports. Beer.

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

My wife turns on a YouTube video about plane crashes… 5 hours before my flight?!

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

@DukeEnergy hey, you can suck my balls for how much you’re charging on these electric bills

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

We all just sang that crypto song together, right? #SuperBowl #Coinbase

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Set so many goals for myself for this weekend and accomplished absolutely none of them.

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Not carving a turkey on thanksgiving is criminal

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Been a few years but I miss stores being open on Thanksgiving night for Black Friday. Some of us thrived in the chaos

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Grab food and watch all the fast and furious movies apparently isn’t a great date idea

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Been a minute since I’ve been drunk wow

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

After almost 2 straight months of traveling for work, I’m home for the weekend and it’s never felt better. 🙂‍↕️

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

I’ve been to Orlando, Atlanta and Detroit all in the last 32 hours. I’m beat

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Why’d I think Mr Feeny was gonna buss that shit down real quick?

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

The ultimate Boy Meets World tribute ... Topanga and Mr. Feeny have reunited on Dancing with the Stars! Danielle Fishel is a gem. 🥹

#DWTS #DWTS34

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Hey @MLB respectfully, how the fuck do you expect small market teams like the Reds ($120m payroll) to compete with teams like the dodgers ($500m payroll) when there’s no salary cap in place?

Luxury tax does nothing to cities like LA or NY. Need competitive ball clubs. Fix it?🤡

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

This year if fucking testing my patience

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Are movie theater snacks and drinks designed to be consumed during the previews or the movie itself?

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

yo it’s wheelbarrow and not wheelbarrel?

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

@xxoctobaby333xx He’s fantastic. It’ll be well worth the price

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ladies wya

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

@Queen_Wilson27 Stuart 100%

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

@uhlyssaleigh2 @RuPaulsDragRace @MTV Used to work with her at my previous job!

[Matt Wilson @King_Wilson27]

Y’all still think Joe burrows wrist not healed fully?