jacob

习近平已经注意到你对中共的不忠，并将因此产生后果

[mr.Blurr @1KKASH]

sorry man lmao this shit so hard

[high meat enthusiast @HamasCOO]

that pussy was promised to Ethan 5,000 years ago

[jacob @Kingofdaghetto_]

@DeenoTwin @SavinTheBees @ItsmindofJson da 🐐

[Nick Cash @HWYMG]

WELCOME TO THE CHAMPIONS CLUB ETHAN KLEIN

[AT @primediscussion]

Nation held hostage by its own idiots.

[capo @1660capo]

first one in my bloodline to smoke this much weed fr

[Wyatt Earp @WyattEarp112233]

@NopeSignal The *all pedos get the rope* crowd doesn't even argue with you anymore, they just look at you like this

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

In 2020, Tommy Tuberville promised to donate “every dime” of his $174,000 Senate salary to Alabama veterans and their families. A June investigation found no evidence he followed through, a pledge now worth roughly $1 million.

Tuesday night, after a reporter asked about it, Tuberville told staff to remove him. Then he called the media “socialists” and “communists.”

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

She got $50 million ! For arranging a pardon!! $50 million. $50 million.
$50 million.

[Domhnall @CogitoEdu]

"They spend millions recreating our cities digitally to train their children to murder us and they do it for pleasure" is the kind of thing people pretend the North Korean government would do.

[pourteaux ⋆ ˚｡⋆ @pourteaux]

republicans had like sixty seconds of cultural dominance and they blew it all on another middle east war, dollar printing, and self enrichment

[Median Voter @medianvotertx]

Just a reminder that republicans sent these out to try and anger voters. That’s how desperate they are right now.

[vo @vanillaopinions]

republicans fumbling their brief period of cultural dominance immediately is still so funny

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

naming my son 𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝟮

[Nikita Khrushchev @NikitaKhruskpss]

Gorbachev: we gotta save this union man

Boris Yeltzin:

[Dane @BabylonFan32]

Sorry ma’am your son died in operation fall from a really high place and die

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

"Arthas? Arthas Menethil? Paladin of the Sliver Hand? Crown Prince of Lodaeron?"

"Yes, Prince Arthas"

"I think I would have heard if my buddy Art had become a Lich King"

[jonotin @jonotinn]

I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in

[Fawx -🇻🇦🇪🇺 @Fawxcs]

Died for nothing award

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers