King's Plight Podcast

King's Plight is the only Candyland 2E Podcast out there!
If you support the #ttrpg community, you should follow us!
Also a parody account

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@AndyBrohol @dimension20show Im not angry, im FURIOUS.

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We are the ONLY Candyland 2E Actual Play Podcast! Everyone else is simply using D&D and setting the game in the Candyland Universe!

Support indie podcasts!!!!!!

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@kickassemily @AaronCatanoSaez !!

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@AndTheMeltdowns @AaronCatanoSaez Find your own IP

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Candyland 2E allows players to experience true roleplaying while remaining rules light. It makes for the perfect actual play. So tired of seeing other games being played. Wake up!

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Is King's Plight a real podcast?
Idk. Is Candyland 2E real?

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Audition is closed.
Proud to announce that Spear Mint will be played by none other than Albert Toid!

So excited to have Al be a part of King's Plight!

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If you think you're a good fit for the role, submit! If you know someone who is, sendem our way!

We are trying to assemble an incredible cast of actors who support an indie ttrpg podcast and want to receive a ton of exposure! Thousands of ppl hearing your work!
Submit today!

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Additional Dialogue is optional but strongly recommend.

1. *facing down a purple worm* Yuck. Talk about needing a breath mint! Hyahhh!
2. This party could use a little freshening up!
3. When I was young, I watched my village get devoured. Crunched immediately. Didnt even tastem.

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@djMalenfant @AndTheMeltdowns Aaron is not involved in this podcast, just a fan of indie games and shows

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Update!
We have had 0 submissions so far...

I guess not a single "supporter" out there knows the value of Candyland 2E or cares about indie creators!

Whatever! Now we can save the exposure you'd be paid in and use it ourselves! HA!

[🎃Aaron Catano-Saez🇵🇷 @AaronCatanoSaez]

ATTN

The award-winning podcast @KingsPlightPod is now casting the role of Lord Licorice!

All applicants must have a deep understanding of Candyland 2E, have access to a microphone, and a passion for storytelling.

Payment is negotiable, but payment in exposure is non-negotiable

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Oh no

Please ignore that previous tweet until we can figure out how to delete tweets!

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Hey #Candyfans, poll time!

Who is your favorite King's Plight NPC!

1. Poll Entry Data here
https://t.co/PWDkphJU1h how do twitter polls work? https://t.co/hxh9vlO5TD Candyland 2E rules

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A true #Candyfan

[🎃Aaron Catano-Saez🇵🇷 @AaronCatanoSaez]

@byChaseErwin The podcast is incredible but some people seem to have a problem with it

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#CandyFans and indie creators have to stick together

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@coff33detective Look. We cant really afford this bad publicity right now. What if, we pay you in $100 worth of exposure to tweet nice things about our show for 4 weeks? In exchange, we will shout out your podcast in the closing 4 seconds of our bonus content that may or may not ever be released

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Block this attacker. They are not a part of the #CandyFans and do not support indie actual plays or games.

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@AndTheMeltdowns We really appreciate your energy, but gum was not part of the payment agreement. Please respect our audition requirements and payment options. You big podcasters need to take a step back and realize not every show has the means to just throw payment around for its performers.

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@coff33detective Look we are new to social media! If I were to share our download #s with you and the POTENTIAL SPONSORSHIP DEALS ROLLING IN EVERY MINUTE YOUR HEAD WOULD SPIN! SUPPORT INDIE PODCASTERS

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@coff33detective EXCUSE ME. Our show has been running for 7 years! Do NOT try and call us out for just entering the arena!!! King's Plight began as a simple idea that has inspired thousands of other games and podcasts and you should respect that! Ever heard of Monster of the Week? Inspired by us!

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@coff33detective If we werent looking for network partnerships and potential guests for King's Plight you would be BLO.CKED.

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@coff33detective How DARE you imply that Candyland 2E is promoting ANY consumption of sweets!
All candy sponsors were dropped after the first edition you KNOW THAT! Look, if you want to tear down small creators from your high horse, just tweet that you dont support indie games or indie podcasts