Armin Armout

[legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker]

It is unlikely that the Founding Fathers ever experienced the DualSense controller's Adaptive Triggers, which simulate the physical tension of in-game actions.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

I piss red. I cum white. And I poop blue. God bless America

[Malwarebytes @Malwarebytes]

BREAKING NEWS

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[KFC @KFC_ES]

Gracias por todas vuestras preguntas. Dejadme que os saque de dudas:

1. 🛜 Dentro de un mes sacaremos un DLC con las salsas. Cada una irá por separado.

2. 💶 Podeis reservar en preventa de los PNGs de "Los Glaseados" antes de que se acaben.

3. 📆 Dentro de un año sacaremos el FriedChicken Pass. Tendréis todo nuestro catalogo por un módico precio al mes.

4. 🌏 No se permitirán usar VPNs para acceder a menús de otros paises ni compartir los PNGs con amigos.

5. 🚨 Como pirateeis los PNGs en pinterest iremos a vuestra casa.

[thememejester.bsky.social @TheMemeJester]

Oh, goodie. Holographic pizza again

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

nvm

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

At the same time, our much-loved 'Domin-oh-hoo-hoo' catchphrase will be updated to 'Domin-oh-hoo-whose-dumb-idea-was-this'?

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[🐈 mega KOT @mega_KOT3D]

4.03.26

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey. i'm the guy who puts all those single use scrolls in the dungeon for you to find. i know you havent used any of them yet. please use them. they only pay me if you use them. my family is starving i'm begging you to use the scrolls. please stop selling them for gold i beg you

[Vitor Xisto @vxisto]

My wife @majorasmika just dropped this awesome Isaac tattoo in a client and is rad AF @edmundmcmillen look at this!

Minha esposa tatuadora braba pica arroba Tatuamika (no IG) lançou essa INSANA num cliente ces fã de Isaac não percam a oportunidade pfv

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Fuckin’ skeletons won’t stop harassing me

[RedPotater (CW: Generator Rex) #TENOI @Red__JT]

I'm about to download Cyberpunk just to kill Adam Smasher

[AA┇COMMS OPEN @AASFWAA]

Girls who poop Bitches who shit

#backrooms