Big Dick Bee 🐝

It's MY diary and I'll tweet WHATEVER I want!
she/her
Come to Brazil (😔)🇧🇷💕
Fueled by Lust and Caffeine

[Big Dick Bee 🐝 @KinkiTheShinki]

I'm a true work of art

[eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs]

lord, help me catch something besides a cold 🎣

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

For those of you that haven't read it, Chapter 10 of Project 2025 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production.

No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025.

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

big sleepy bird

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

when I was a kid, it seemed obvious to me that The Pink Panther movie was a Roger Rabbit style mystery comedy about Steve Martin as a human detective solving burglaries by an animated Pink Panther. years later I found out the panther is only in the title sequence. some bullshit.

[Erin 𓅹 @_ErinLee]

Nothing tickles me more than when I say I need 8 hours of sleep and a parent of a toddler retorts, “8 hours?!! Ha, what’s 8 hours??”

Baby, I built this life brick by brick. That is just one of many reasons I don’t have kids. You made your choices!! Kids affect sleep!!

[Ameer | From Gaza 🇵🇸 𓂆✊ @Ameer_wael07]

FUCK ISRAEL FUCK ISRAEL FUCK ISRAEL

[fuzilante 🧮 @gusinater]

Don't everybody go forgetting how this account was moving when likes were public now

[uu @um33m3]

#hopefully

[via of kittytwt 💗 @cinammonella]

TRUMP WILL DIE ON KIRKVERSARY
TRUMP WILL DIE ON KIRKVERSARY
TRUMP WILL DIE ON KIRKVERSARY
TRUMP WILL DIE ON KIRKVERSARY
TRUMP WILL DIE ON KIRKVERSARY
TRUMP WILL DIE ON KIRKVERSARY

[farbood @farbood]

the simplest, most direct and honest explanation of jazz

[MAGGIE LINDEMANN @MaggieLindemann]

yes I really did this

[grads @AyyAreSee]

I'm not new to this I'm true to this!

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

i like how its still several days away from the kirkiversary but the charlie kirk posting has been precipitously ramping up for over a week now. it's like we've gotten to witness the birth of a whole new christmas season

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

love that Cher covered up her thigh and ass cheek meat with an elegantly long prayer cloth dress when she got up there with the choir, atta girl 😭

[alex @shitshowdotinfo]

the hard part about making jokes about charlie kirk’s death is that nothing is funnier than being oneshot while saying some gun deaths are fine

[T lovs u (´･ε･`) @T_is_losing]

wait till u find out it was always designed to, it was an intentional choice for the betterment of children..
people used to care about kids and their development now its just “fuck it, figure it out while we blast ur brain with 4second shots of AI slop frying ur receptors”

[Big Dick Bee 🐝 @KinkiTheShinki]

Yes, yes I am avoiding doing the online class that I explicitly left early for thats due in 2 hours

[snacks @5N4CK2]

everytime she slams her legs shut while cumming while im still down there i understand cave divers a little bit better

[Big Dick Bee 🐝 @KinkiTheShinki]

Coming home from school and having this fella on my window still makes me feel all tingly inside

[✰ @joyfemmes]

this performance won a emmy btw