Ryder Kinlay

Australian horror author. Part-time crocodile wrestler. Frequent coffee drinker and navel gazer. Supporter of indie authors. Godless Hype Horde.

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

@userbits House MD, The Sopranos, Law & Order SVU, The Big Bang, Friends, Family Guy, South Park, Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place and I quite liked Lucifer.

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

@userbits But come on… I want to FaceTime you and see your flaring nostrils while you hold my hand navigating through a decade of work. Let’s start with WOOM. Surely, you’ve got plenty of time.

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

@userbits Does she keep your nostrils in check 😜

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/LCCmNMIk7E

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

Morning kisses from my bestie ❤️ #lovemydog #dog #bestfriends #myheart #dogsofinstagram #dogsofaustralia #dog #morningkisses ❤️🐶 xx https://t.co/nDVcj1uHtv

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This Thursday! Best-selling horror author, @KinlayRyder & extreme horror writer, @mechachandler. Featuring samanthas_shelf, a brand-new segment with book reviews by the lovely Samantha Hawkins.

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[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

Musings of a Sadist out now. @godleshorrors & #amazon

#horror #parodies #satire #fanfavourite #splatterpunk #darkhumour #Australia #indiehorror #americanpsycho #paperback #digital #amazon #godless

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

@DakotaDepraved Woo hoo goooo Dakkie!! So proud of you bud ❤️

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/WnGOCM2Zi4

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

Meet #Australia's answer to #americanpsycho. The David Longbottom #paperback #collection is out soon. Digital and paperback.

#satire #splatterpunk #darkhumour #horror #australian @DakotaDepraved @crhcpep @RF_Blackstone @n_dhorrorbooks @godlesshorrors @RayneHavokAuthR

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

#gday #itssunday #dogs #jessiespam https://t.co/CRxlvgFhhu

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

Musings of a Sadist - the collection of Longbottom stories out on @godlesshorrors on 23 Jan, paperback on Amazon a week later ❤️ https://t.co/Zg44Lrwuys

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

Cover reveal ... Musings of a Sadist.
Available @godlesshorrors from 23/1/22, paperback & e-copy from #Amazon soon after.
#splatterpunk #collection #darkhumour #satire

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[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

@n_dhorrorbooks @joshmacmillan88 Thanks so much Chrissie! It’s an honour to be your number one!

[Christina Pfeiffer @n_dhorrorbooks]

(2/3)

5. Hunger - Lewis Kelly
4. Shattered Skies - Chris Miller
3. The Best of Intentions - @joshmacmillan88
2. The Cosmic Anomaly - Hank Wester
1. Rehab - @KinlayRyder

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

My first #newsletter. If you want to #subscribe and make me feel loved and wanted, my #website is https://t.co/JiHfQ2FzGu https://t.co/RFyNqu2IYX

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Wanted to do a shout out to #horror #guru #superfan #reader @crhcpep for this great #review & reimagining of my #book #cover Avlble @godlesshorrors Thanks Corrina 😍

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Grab your copy of DDLD today or tomorrow from @godlesshorrors and be in the drawer for a $31 gift voucher thanks to @christinabetweenthesheets and @knucklesupper ❤️ https://t.co/ceblAnnlQV

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

David Longbottom is back! He's loved up. His best mate thinks he's pussy whipped and his mum ain't happy. DDLD is 3rd book in #satiric #splatterpunk #series. Available @godlesshorrors NOW. Buy a copy until tomoz & be in the drawer for $31 #godlesshorrors #Voucher.

[Ryder Kinlay @KinlayRyder]

@mechachandler Sick imagination, decent writer. I wrote a news article when I was 10 about the Queen Mother being distraught at burying her daughter. The teacher was appalled.