Tim Kinsella

Destroy. Dismantle. Engulf in Flames.
🥄 I'm Locked In 🥄

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

If you Then you
don’t love don’t deserve
me at my me at my

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

WALK-OFF SCHWARBOMB OVER THE BATTER'S EYE!!!!!!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

BRYSON STOTT WILL NOT CEASE NOR DESIST

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Tired: Bryce back to the outfield.

Wired: Bryce back to catcher.

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

Cody Clemens and Babe Ruth. Yup.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

In his MLB career, Kody Clemens has:

- recorded a strikeout on the mound
- notched a 3-homer game at the plate
- hit an ultimate grand slam (walkoff GS down by 3)

The only other player in MLB history to do all 3 is Babe Ruth.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

🤔

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

Me when the mid 2000s bangers come on at the bar

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

His watch has ended. 🫡

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

Torts is going to have a 10 second press conference after that #StanleyCup

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Cristopher Sanchez's scoreless innings streak ends at 50.2, the fifth longest streak in MLB history

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

Shocker

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Craig Krimbrel has been designated for assignment to make room for Jonah Tong

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

Ok, my birthday isn't for another few months, but if you were wondering what to get me

[Make Some Noise @MakeSomeNoiseDO]

🚨 There is a NEW item you can pre-order for Make Some Noise on the Dropout Merch store!

👕 T-Shirt of the Month: Mr. Mayonnaise’s Mansion for the best sandwiches this side of where we are.

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

Cassie on her wedding day

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

The KitKats are going to get sold on the dark chocolate web

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

Regarding recent press coverage

[David Salituro @DavidSalituro]

Aaron Judge is the first reigning MVP to strike out four times on Opening Day in the following season.

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

My bracket...

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

Yes

[MLB @MLB]

The Phillies are changing the game with their new "Schwarbomb Sundae" 🤯

It's a mini helmet filled with soft-serve ice cream and topped with a funnel-cake-fried strawberry Uncrustable, fresh strawberry sauce and fruity cereal pieces 🤤

[Tim Kinsella @KinsellaComedy]

Is Sinners a St. Patrick's Day movie?

[JJ Cooper @jjcoop36]

The WBC finals have included:
Japan
Cuba
Dominican Republic
United States
Venezuela
South Korea
Puerto Rico.

That's seven different countries in the finals in seven World Baseball Classics.

Shows how baseball truly is an international sport.