Kipper

If you ever need someone to talk to about Anything, feel free to DM me! I’m always here to help with any problems.

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

I miss when social media actually showed me what my friends were posting instead of all this recommended shit

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

Roe v. Wade

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

@zach_aren @bluehost I switched to Kinsta a couple weeks ago, best decision I've made for my company

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

I got laid off yesterday from a job I really liked, for people I really liked. Just a reminder that you’re disposable as soon as they decide you are. Stop working late. Stop reading emails after hours. Stop drinking 8 beers during lunch. A job is income to live your life.

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

Y’all be calling anything love

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

How y’all like your hotdogs?

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

working out at 9 and starting work at 1030 is so damn refreshing

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

Holy shit Katy Perry can’t dance

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

@NickCampbell41 @PropBomb thanks for the tag my dude

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

if you’re 31 and complaining about this, just say you’re broke and move on bby

[Miche @michebag22]

DONT INVITE ME OUT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IF I HAVE TO PAY FOR MY OWN FOOD.
if you want me there to celebrate your birthday then you can pay the whole tab. if you dont want to pay for 20 people's dinners, dont invite 20 people out for your birthday.
don't @ me i will die on this hill.

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

@CandaceCanady I’d love to see it happen

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

If Dog the Bounty Hunter finds Brian Laundrie, I'm never paying taxes again

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

Casually getting tipsy at a Chili’s and my bartender is like the most comforting and nice person I’ve met

I’m gonna write a book about her

Or get drunk and have a therapy session while others cheer me on

[Cowboy Merkin @burberrytampon]

About to trim my furry little butt

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

@missp14 you missed the best part, that small dude tried shoving the officer and all I see is the tiny dude go flying into the stadium tunnel 😂

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

Fit Niss

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

I’m pretty sure twinkies are on sale for like $2 rn my bro

[Cowboy Merkin @burberrytampon]

I need a twink to destroy ASAP 😈

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

@Macy_Lewis tf kinda witchcraft is that???

[Kipper @KipperQuillen]

alcohol has no gender, I’ll sit here and throw back my mixed drink with whipped cream, cherry, and tiny umbrella while you painfully sip straight Whiskey