I got laid off yesterday from a job I really liked, for people I really liked. Just a reminder that you’re disposable as soon as they decide you are. Stop working late. Stop reading emails after hours. Stop drinking 8 beers during lunch. A job is income to live your life.
DONT INVITE ME OUT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IF I HAVE TO PAY FOR MY OWN FOOD.
if you want me there to celebrate your birthday then you can pay the whole tab. if you dont want to pay for 20 people's dinners, dont invite 20 people out for your birthday.
don't @ me i will die on this hill.
Casually getting tipsy at a Chili’s and my bartender is like the most comforting and nice person I’ve met
I’m gonna write a book about her
Or get drunk and have a therapy session while others cheer me on
alcohol has no gender, I’ll sit here and throw back my mixed drink with whipped cream, cherry, and tiny umbrella while you painfully sip straight Whiskey