Kires McCollam

Writer, mender, and retired crazy person.

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You won the neighbor lottery‼️

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@PoundTownNigga Truly, a generous and giving soul.

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@emmyspeens Happy Birthday! I hope it is filled with awesome.

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@JackPerksPhoto Welcome to the first line of your obituary.

[Black Capital @Blackcapitalis]

Women are now training to snatch the cover off of you.

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@lanabeesfw Honestly, that'd be kind of awesome.

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@emmyspeens Weather patters are destabilizing and swings are increasing in frequency and extremity due to global warming. Good times!

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@MCroft07 It is a bit ... Georgia O'Keef.

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@ClaireMax Victory!

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Guys- I've figured out who has been sabotaging the reflecting pool during Pride month. It's the AlgaeBTQ!

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I cannot think of anything that would make a dad feel more cool and badass than having his kids introducing him for a bagpipe performance. That's got to be a core memory.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

I was looking for photos of my younger brother because it is his 36th birthday (insane), and I found this pic of me and my brother introducing my dad for a bagpipe performance at my elementary school in 1997.

I always thought my dad playing the bagpipes was so cool and badass because not only did it celebrate our Scottish heritage, but it’s also REALLY FUCKING HARD and takes a ton of skill. But after this my classmates mocked me endlessly because “my dad wears a skirt.” I went to him crying, he laughed and told me that our ancestors were some of the fiercest warriors on the planet and they did it all while wearing “skirts.”

My dad passed in 2014, but he was an amazing man who taught me to never back down to bullies.

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@ClaireMax I cannot think of anything that would make a dad feel more cool and badass than having his kids introducing him for a bagpipe performance. I promise you that he cherished that memory forever.

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@VividVivka Aw, hon. Going to the dentist is awful. It's like, the second worst thing, right behind not going to the dentist.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

A woman in Texas was arrested after she made a Facebook post sounding the alarm about the water quality in her town.

The water in Trinidad, Texas, sometimes runs brown, but when Jennifer Combs posted about it, the cops came and took her to jail.

Video via @FOX4

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@WholesomeMeme Hi!

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Horror movies should have blooper reels at the end.

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@SlickNicDB I'd cirque du soliel that shit.

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@ClaireMax It is always the right time to buy a really cool hat.

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@HumansNoContext B. Unless you have cats or toddlers.