Willa Wonka Laizer..🍫

Chef de mission. In Love With Avocados. Tomorrow is nothing but an idea! Not a Doctor

[Willa Wonka Laizer..🍫 @KirikouTheFirst]

My excel first monday morning after the Holidays.. 🏺🍷

[Willa Wonka Laizer..🍫 @KirikouTheFirst]

Balance! ☕️❤️

[PK Snr @wa_Kabwohe]

Coffee at 1pm slaps.

[Deloitte Uganda @DeloitteUganda]

We are excited to announce the appointment of our new East Africa Associate Directors, Rose Mutiso, CISA, CRISC, Charles Musyoka, Rosalid Mwaura, Kennedy Okoyo, Waziri Jumanne, Bitania Ephrem, and Eric Maina. We wish them success in their new roles as they continue to make an #ImpactThatMatters. #DeloitteEastAfrica #TogetherMakesProgress

[Deloitte Tanzania @DeloitteTz]

This #TanzaniaBudget2026 had a lot of information to unpack. Interested in reading our analysis and insights? Our budget highlight is now available!

Our subject matter experts unpack the #NationalBudget and discuss the budget's implications for the Tanzanian economy and businesses. Click here for more information:
https://t.co/l4jUfBWCil.

#DeloitteTanzania #TogetherMakesProgress #NationalBudget2026

[Deloitte Uganda @DeloitteUganda]

This #UgandaBudget2026 had a lot of information to unpack. Interested in reading our high-level analysis? Our one-page budget bite is now available!

Our subject matter experts unpack the #NationalBudget and discuss the budget's implications for the Ugandan economy and businesses. Click here for more information: https://t.co/LthyOfDgDk.

#DeloitteUganda #TogetherMakesProgress #NationalBudget2026 #KnowYourBudget26

[NTV UGANDA @ntvuganda]

Financing for the budget is largely shifting so that domestic revenue becomes the main focus, which means that the everyday Ugandan will feel it in their pocket. -Patronelle Namubiru, Director, Tax & Legal @DeloitteUganda
#ABSA_NTVPostBudget
#UGBudget26

@AbsaUganda

[Deloitte Uganda @DeloitteUganda]

Some key points from Patronella Namubiru on geopolitics and what it means for Uganda 🌍

🔹 Oil is the obvious one — everyone sees the price movements directly at the pump.

🔹 But the less visible impact is on agriculture. Fertilizer prices have been affected by global disruptions, and with Uganda importing much of its supply (including from the UAE), this is something to watch closely.

🔹 The effects haven't fully landed yet — but we will start to feel them across the food value chain, from farmer input costs to food prices.

Big picture: geopolitical shocks don't stop at fuel. For an agriculture-driven economy like Uganda's, rising input costs touch food security, farmer margins and inflation — and the time to plan for it is now.

#DeloitteUganda #NationalBudget2026 #UGBudget26 #ABSA_NTVPostBudget #KnowYourBudget26

[Deloitte Uganda @DeloitteUganda]

Now taking the stage: Deloitte's own Patronella Namubiru, Director, Tax & Legal, Deloitte Uganda! 🇺🇬

She's unpacking the FY2026/27 Budget from the practitioner's lens — and setting the tone early: today's discussion is about clarity. Not just the numbers, but putting things into perspective for businesses and taxpayers.

Here are some highlights so far 🧵👇

Patronella Namubiru picks up on the PSST's earlier observation that "much of the informality is actually in the formal sector" — and sharpens it:

"As the PS said — we don't have much of an informal sector, rather a formal sector that doesn't meet its obligations."

Big picture: the compliance conversation in Uganda is shifting. The focus is no longer just on formalising the informal economy, but on holding registered businesses to account — accurate reporting, full declarations and meeting tax obligations. For the formal sector, the message is clear: compliance is the new competitive baseline.
#DeloitteUganda #NationalBudget2026 #UGBudget26 #ABSA_NTVPostBudget #KnowYourBudget26

[PK Snr @wa_Kabwohe]

This week has been heavy and then some. I'm glad I get to step out on Saturday. Because what the hell are we doing!

[Mwemezi Rwiza, PhD @SwahiliBible]

Kwa ajili ya Watanzania wanaotafuta scholarships za MSc na PhD.

Tembelea https://t.co/HCNDQK1uah

🙏

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

“You cannot say that you have Shs158 billion to purchase cars for MPs and then claim that you do not have Shs 28 billion to pay medical interns’ allowances, with the excuse that it would crush the economy. By the way, doctors are rarely in the hospitals. It is the medical interns who are everywhere doing the donkey work,” Archbishop Stephen Kaziimba Mugalu
READ:👉https://t.co/D8WKodSg45

#MonitorUpdates

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

Medical interns are not students on attachment.
They are doctors providing care in hospitals across Uganda every single day.

Work deserves pay.

[minah🌹 @queeen_minah]

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Bi-idhnillah, kwa Kura zenu nitakuwa part of watakaopokea hizi awards 4th July, 2026 ❤️🥰🤲🏽Ahsante sana #glammedbyqueeenminah

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

After giving birth, a woman's internal wounds take six months to heal, 12 months for physical recovery, two years for hormonal balance, and up to five years to rediscover her identity. Relationships frequently fail during this time due to a lack of understanding. Be kind and patient with new mothers; they are facing more challenges than it appears.

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.

[Samwel Ndandala @SNdandala]

We celebrate the admission into the @DeloitteTz partnership of Jacquiline Matiko, our first female Tax Partner, and our ninth partner in Tanzania.

[Willa Wonka Laizer..🍫 @KirikouTheFirst]

BLACK COFFEE - Superman (Taken from Africa Rising DVD) https://t.co/OF84AaHdUe via @YouTube

[Katiba Institute @katibainstitute]

Orders granted!

The Court certified the application as urgent and granted interim conservatory orders restraining the Respondents from establishing, operationalising, approving, or facilitating any Ebola exposure, quarantine, isolation, or treatment facility in Kenya under any arrangement with the United States or any other foreign government or agency, pending the hearing of the application.

The Court further barred the Respondents from admitting into, transferring to, receiving within, or facilitating the entry into Kenya of any persons exposed to or infected with Ebola pursuant to the impugned arrangement.

The matter is scheduled for mention on 2nd June 2026 for further directions.

[Willa Wonka Laizer..🍫 @KirikouTheFirst]

@izykedy You wanna expound on this topic on a podcast? We can hosy you!

[Sometimes you gotta pop out and show ni**gs @izykedy]

it’s unfathomable how loyalty works with team fan base or even barbers compared to romance lmao.