Kirk Roosevelt

Will trade bad takes for brisket

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@CollinRugg @USC you support this?

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@GregsBadTweets But did you fuck her

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

This is why it’s so important to free Palestine and to realize that trans lives matter

[🪂🔻🇵🇸 @u_kno_2069]

It’s weird knowing that in maybe fall maybe winter, the US is going to see an economic collapse the likes of which we have not seen in history. It feels like I’m being hyperbolic but the numbers don’t lie, and it’s going to get ugly….and yet, life goes on here as normal.

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@Jordan10VEOnTop @SnakeHoppe I’m a landlord. Ever since I installed square my tenants now tip me 15-30% after every service call. I put all that money into a special account and reduce their rent by x amount at the end of the year. They are thrilled and feel like they are getting a deal

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@lockedinatrix @GregsBadTweets

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@ojessie__ You are an Indian

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

Lefty, solid release point.

Have the Mets considered her as a reliever? We need more bullpen arms.

[Luka @LukaLev]

A new trend? Let’s throw ice at your bathtub so you don’t hurt your kid

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@californiapost If @BreidenFehoko could read he would be thrilled with all his bullshit press

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@Peplh5w @Orioles You really thought you cooked here lol

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@DanBilzerian It was me Dan. I did this to you

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@b1gdumb1diott **two books WERE $70***

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@Polymarket Bond is going to say the N word

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@emilysavesusa It’s as simple as Ken Paxton is a horrible fucking candidate lol

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

Hearing reports that Carson Benge has torn both of his ACL’s and is dealing with a hairline fracture in his left wrist. He is officially listed as DTD #Mets

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@RobbieBarstool You mother fucker

[Max Nathanson @mdnate9]

@Mets Fixed

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@Mets Nah eat a dick Freddy

[Kirk Roosevelt @KirkifiedRose]

@Bolt3Derwin @Cashloren Same thing

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Hypothetical tracking. You have to respect the commitment to tracking even what could have happened.