Kirsten Sif

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[Kirsten Sif @Kirle]

Jeg står sammen med lærerne #NokerNok #nokernOK18 #dkpol #dkmedier

[Kirsten Sif @Kirle]

#NotACoincidence

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

A full month has passed since the deadline for the administration to reunite families it separated at the border, but 565 children are still waiting to see their parents again. #FamiliesBelongTogether

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

8-year-old: It must be nice being a mom.

My wife: Why?

8: You make the rules and everybody listens.

Wife: *dies laughing*

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

These are the motherfuckers we’re up against. No need for think pieces or outreach. No searching for a middle ground. We all know what they are. If it talks like a Nazi and it goose-steps like a Nazi... https://t.co/SExj0GfqVh

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

me: *starts stabbing dogs*

everyone: uh, stop that

me: it’s not me

everyone: we see you

me: i have decided to stop the cruel policy of dog stabbing

[Kirsten Sif @Kirle]

just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #bbcthree #royalrun #royalrunfrederiksberg #trumpinauguration2017

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

Why are you guys making this about Sarah’s looks? I said she burns facts and uses the ash to create a *perfect* smoky eye. I complimented her eye makeup and her ingenuity of materials. https://t.co/slII9TYdYx

[Kirsten Sif @Kirle]

#enloesningforalle #ok18 https://t.co/W1wcTnMx1c

[Kirsten Sif @Kirle]

Jeg står sammen med lærerne #NokerNok #nokernOK18 #dkpol #dkmedier

[Esben Christensen @EsbenC]

Højskoleelev om lockouten i 13:
'Det var dengang hele min klasse lærte at ryge hash!'
Mig: 'Mener du det?'
Højskoleelev: 'Ja, vi gik i 8. Klasse og kedede os helt vildt.'
#ok18 #dkpol #skolechat

[Kirsten Sif @Kirle]

@ursushi @Rigspoliti Hvordan kan det fortsat ligge på samme niveau når det er sidste års niveau der sidestilles med??? #tingderundrer #dansketmajetsværtspråg

[Tom Chivers @TomChivers]

For a minute there I was worried some of this was men’s fault, but I’m relieved the blame is now back on women where it belongs https://t.co/mGemBPJbTp

[Danielle Campoamor @DCampoamor]

Men on Twitter: Cunt! Slut! I'll rape you! Die!
Twitter: "There's nothing we can do"
Rose McGowan: Men are trash
Twitter: "SHUT IT DOWN"

[Kirsten Sif @Kirle]

#rose army #IStandWithRose

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Actually he killed himself. The miracle is that he was allowed to buy 42 guns and countless ammunition. https://t.co/DIr5PkHytn

[Pernille Skipper @Pern_skipper]

Er der virkelig ingen medier, der har taget op, at statsministeren i dag lagde op til et ungdomssystem med en kriminel lavalder på 12 år?!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: All the boys said they were faster than girls in gym class.

Me: What did you say?

7: Nothing. I just beat them.