Trackside's Beer Guy

General Manager at Kit's Trackside Crafts in Pineville, NC. #CLTBeer #NCBeer & #SCBeer advocate. Certified Cicerone®, Associate Beer Steward. Tweets are my own.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@ProcterGamble You know what I’m sick of? I buy @Febreze_Fresh for my business, & I only get to use 1/2 the liquid inside before the aerosol can fails, only to throw away the bottle because it doesn’t work. I guess I’m a dumbass for expecting the next bottle to work as it should.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@JasonKelce you gonna let your brother @tkelce throw a first pitch like that in Cleveland & not say anything about it?!?

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@ADT DM sent. Hopefully you’ll do something for a customer that your call center wasn’t able or willing to do: HELP THE CUSTOMER.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@ADT you guys absolutely SUCK. I had to wait an hour to get a call back, then I got sent to another department to schedule a technician to come out…except she transferred me to ANOTHER department that put me on hold even longer. Remind me why the fuck I do business with you?

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@SQSupport I’m gonna cancel y’all so damn fast. It’s gonna take me a week of work to recover, but it’s gonna be worth it after today.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@2000s_WWE @TheCleveToo

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@SQSupport No it’s NOT resolved. Quit sucking each other’s dicks and get back to work!

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@SQSupport @RosieBeguhl @SQSupport No it’s NOT resolved. Quit sucking each other’s dicks and get back to work!

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@SQSupport @goldenpeachwax Still not working.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@SQSupport Might wanna check again, folks. Still isn’t working.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@CLT_Nic @Matt_McKenzie1 Also, many breweries know that all kinds of people enter their doors. Plenty of breweries offer N/A products in addition to other forms of alcohol. Social hubs with alcohol, you say? We’ve only been doing that for thousands of years. But at least in 2022, there are options there.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@CLT_Nic @Matt_McKenzie1 The day that beer is treated as a food product by the public will be the day everything changes. A brewery produces beer made by a brewer, same as a restaurant produces value-added food created by a chef. Not all beer/restaurants are the same, nor equal.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@j_macgeever @rocafella123 @bren3687 @JimCaldwell_NFL That’s not what happened.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@BPoliticsBurner @dtrip20 There’s no loss to take here. You’re worse than a nagging wife. Gave you flowers last week, but what about this week? Can’t reason with someone that won’t accept 2 straight years of stats that show he’s the best defensive catcher in baseball. You have a mental complex, for sure.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@BPoliticsBurner @dtrip20 You’re actually finally right about something. I missed it. I can actually own when I make a mistake. But you? 😂 You’re dying on the hill trying to prove to me on social media that the best defensive catcher in baseball is a bad player. GTFO 😂😂😂

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@BPoliticsBurner @dtrip20 You understand SO much, but then fail to understand that Perez hasn’t played in enough games to qualify in those stats. WHOOPS! 😂 dumb ass

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@BPoliticsBurner @dtrip20 Last thing I’m gonna say: use https://t.co/PgBcJWGt8e from now on. They know more than you.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@BPoliticsBurner @dtrip20 He won the gold glove last year. He’s the active leading catcher in CS%. First PB in multiple seasons. I’m saying things I’ve already said. And these facts are irrelevant to you because you’re the expert the world needs. Have a nice day

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@BPoliticsBurner @dtrip20 So you work in the Cleveland FO? And you know that we’re stuck with Perez because no one wants him? Otherwise, you’ve lost this argument. So yeah, I’m gonna lean on the opinions of those that I consider more knowledgeable than me, unlike yourself.

[Trackside's Beer Guy @KitBurkholder]

@BPoliticsBurner @dtrip20 Stuck with him? Dude, you’re out of your mind. We didn’t trade him because he makes our team better. God damn, man. You’re hopeless. Stick to burning politics because you suck at identifying talent in baseball.