Newark FC Kit Man

I am the 1 and only, no I'm not Chesney Hawkes!

I am the Newark Kit Man.

Without me the club is nothing.
I bleed orange.

Views & Opinions are my own.

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

@GroundsmanMr I'll trade you the mud on the kit for pieces of the turf back, going to have to work a small miracle to get these kits looking clean tomorrow!

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

@kevin_presland You're always there looking to put me down.

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

I am sorry to my fans that have followed me and my lack of tweeting. The truth is, I've been playing too much call of duty and fifa. But the serious work starts now. I am back where I belong. And I can't wait to grace that hollow lowfield turf tomorrow.

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

Guess who's back... Back again, kit man's back, kit man's back, kit man's back ooh na na na. After a lengthy amount of time off I am delighted to be back at the launderette. This is the 2nd kit wash since the game at boldmere. Just to get the kit smelling extra peng. #utn

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

Haven't washed the kit for what seems an eternity. I've been in hiding for many weeks just wondering what it would be like to see the washing machine go round again. We can only dream.

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

Had a busy Sunday so doing the final kit wash before a month off 😔 let's hope we are back in action first week of December, stay safe.

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

@deakin22 Simply scandalous.

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

The sun is finally shining here in Birmingham ☀️👌. Pitch has held up very well considering the weather, @GroundsmanMr would be proud I must say. 25 minutes until KO. 2pm kick off today #cmontheboys #utn

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

Thanks to Nottingham based @leaguesportsuk for getting this printed for me at such short notice after our other number 5 shirt had completely torn at the collar. Top service 👍🏼

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

@GroundsmanMr @NwkFlowserveFC I really am not looking forward to this one bit 😭😭

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

Been a quiet week for me obviously with no game, felt quite strange not getting my mid week wash on, but fear not were back on the road tomorrow, absolutely gutted that our fans can't be with us for the next 3 games as well but we still have to make moves 🙏

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

@laurentucker931 Looks great, can't believe I don't have mine yet 😔

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

@tweek1972 Unfortunately rain doesn't wash out the mud that got on the kit in the first 75 minutes 😒

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

@terrydotcom @kevin_presland @NwkFlowserveFC @SySols @tisersport @NonLeagueCrowd @NonLgeProgs @MarblesRadio @MidlandLeague @WMFootyScene @SportNottm @GroundhopperUK A trip to Felixstowe with work tomorrow with 4 huge bags was on the cards. Can have a slightly more relaxing day and get the away kit ready for Saturday now 😀

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

It's not all butterfly's and rainbows... The kit has had 3 washes today and some shirts still have dirt in them. Off to tesco for some stain remover and continuing my Sunday graft. This is more stressful than I thought. Might speak to my agent.

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

8:23am... The clocks have gone back, I could have had more time in bed but I am committed to the cause. Hoping the machines can work their magic 🤞

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

A defeat, heavens opened up, kit is absolutely piss wet through and kit bag weighs about 40kg. I've had better Saturdays 😒

[Newark FC Kit Man @KitNewark]

Back on the magic carpet for a face off against the Coventry Sphinx 🏑 #matchday #kitissocreased #cmontheboys

[Kevin KP Presland @kevin_presland]

Tomorrow at Lowfields NG24 3BU
The Highwaymen take on The Sphinx
£5 admission the cheapest in the MFL Premier
Bar / Food / Colour Programme
Remember to follow the social distancing plan
#tomorrowsprogrammetoday