Kitilah Raphael

Advocate of the High Court of Kenya

[Kitilah Raphael @KitilahR]

@ItsWabz @NelsonHavi @CJMarthaKoome @MyKenyaLaw This is true. Nowadays you get judgements in paid up websites but you can't access them on the Kenyalaw website. It's a collusion between Kenyalaw and those sites for people to pay for the judgements. It's a pity that @MyKenyaLaw has betrayed the justice system.

[Kitilah Raphael @KitilahR]

@BalogunAbass12 Most obliged, your honour.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

The Philosophical Anatomy of a married man:

• He has no decent clothes despite having an income.

• He doesn't groom himself. His wife doesn't iron his clothes.

• He lives in a rental house which he is struggling to pay rent.

• He has 1 or 2 children whom he struggles to feed and cloth because of the unatainable standards he has set.

• He wants to please society.

• He has several filtered studio photos which he uploads on social media for likes and comments to seek external validation.

• His wife is nagging, FAT with a libido below the sea level.

• He comes to the house at night for fear of retribution.

• He leaves his work late because he fears arriving home early.

• He rarely eats in the house because the wife gave him ultimatum. He comes to the house when the family has eaten.

• If he asks for food, the wife points at the kitchen sink with her mouth.

• He ejaculates recklessly. He thinks ejaculation protects him from prostate cancer.

• He has blue pills in his wallet.

• He has Erectile Dysfunction and severe Premature Ejaculation due to a faulty mindset.

• He drinks copius amounts of sildenafil-filled sorghum porridge thinking it will fix his erectile problems.

• He speaks so loudly in public, but whispers in a trembling voice when in the house.

• He took a loan to buy a plot of land but changed his mind when the wife rejected the location of the land.

• He established a business for the wife "Mama LaveJay Boutique" with the loan money but it collapsed last month.

• He has no purpose, mission or vision in life.

• He has an M-Kopa phone, is addicted to betting and took a loan from a predatory microcredit.

• He doesn't like his life, but he is doing nothing about it.

• He thinks Amerix hates women and misleads men.

DON'T GET MARRIED. MARRY!

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Good Morning!

Welcome back to #MasculinitySaturday

This is an assembly:

— Of MEN

— By MEN

— For MEN

As our tradition, mark the attendance register,

Are you present?

Where are you following from?

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Yaani Museveni is even defending us against the shoot to kill orders? How down we don fell

[I am Chege @_James041]

Eliud Lagat MUST not be allowed back to office.

We cannot tolerate impunity in this country!

#JusticeForAlbertOjwang

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Eliud Lagat should not be allowed to resume duty as DIG.

[I am Chege @_James041]

We are all pushing the #JusticeForJuliaNjoki .

Reply to this post with the #JusticeForJuliaNjoki .

[𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰 @Afro_254]

Saba Saba tunaanza 5am #77NiNumbers

We run out of light on 25th June.

[𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐈-€𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐢-¥🧌 @saki345346521]

Help.. just repost #FreeNdianguiKinyagi

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

US lecturer urges UK not to host President Ruto

https://t.co/TfiZVDOsRX

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

The stubborn reality is that Rigathi Gachagua has the ability to mobilize the vulnerable Mount Kenya vote estimated at around 5 million either for or against any candidate. Ignoring Gachagua and the role he could play in the 2027 elections is to live in a state of denial. That said, it’s equally true that Gachagua is not a better option.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Kipchumba Murkomen should be removed from the Roll of Advocates. Let him join the National Police Service as a Koblo.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Murkomen must be impeached.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Once upon a time the only Drs we knew in Court were Dr John Khaminwa and Dr Ken Kiplagat. When they spoke we all listened and sometimes photocopied their pleadings. Today, you log to online Court and there are Drs everywhere. When they speak, you want to log off.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

We focus on Saba Saba

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

It'll ONLY take you a SECOND to RETWEET #FreeNdianguiKinyagia

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Stop fighting those fighting your enemy. This war requires everyone’s efforts,either he’s bad or good

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

If we had depended on Raila to fight for independence, Kenya would still be under the colonial rule and Raila would be staying in the colonial residence feeding on fatty crabs and singing their praises. We are sending both Raila & Ruto home as one package. It's so DECIDED!

[Kitilah Raphael @KitilahR]

@xtiandela But Rigathi has never been an option but a sufficient tool to destroy Ruto. Ama namna gani.... Harambee...