alexanne

weeb time

[veni @veehrdadeiro]

estou traumatizado com esse salão

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[ornstein @poopswag34]

Almost completely stealth and barely makes any crinkling

[✿emoly✿ @emhstnd]

seeing your straight male friend comment "🔥" on a woman's instagram post is like seeing your dog hump a stranger's leg

[َ @__Lily__pond]

August kinda feel like there’s a giant imaginary clock ticking on top of your head

[The Raped Foamer @ciswoman]

I love my psychiatrist

[eric is dead @leonVSevildead]

Had to tell a couple during Spider-Man tonight to stop fucking talking and the boyfriend legit looked at me like this

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

This is the hill i will kill my self on: Life began in the ocean,80 years ago

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

ACAB stands for assigned cop at birth. It is a subsection of fetal alcohol syndrome

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

once you start paying attention, you realize a lot of women are actually Bugs Bunny

[Max0r @realMax0r]

my toxic autistic trait is that I can’t lie about probabilities no matter what so I always introduce doubt for no reason into extremely basic directions or statements

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Goob @goobgleeb]

taking the chudtube to work

📽️seal_2028 on ig.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

she got a big old onion booty make the workld cry

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

incredible stuff is happening