Kitty Storms

Just another girl plotting world domination. Or death by cupcakes.

[Kitty Storms @KittyStorms]

This true, @EuropeanWax & @EWC_Raleigh_NC ?

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Things I never thought I’d say part 382: Get your nonexistent nuts off my pillow.

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@dog_rates @missekay I have an Obi too!

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I received a postcard from California! https://t.co/c9mjK2p3Fo

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[Kitty Storms @KittyStorms]

@shadesoflifeNV That’s gorgeous!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Attention:

It is now #WomensHistoryMonth.

It is no longer #BlackHistoryMonth.

Please adjust the cultural group whose societal status you temporarily pretend to want to improve accordingly.

[Kitty Storms @KittyStorms]

Did you know there are no venomous toads in North Carolina? A quick call to the vet after Obie tried eating a toad confirmed that.

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@TheTweetOfGod

[Sparrow @SparrowHeart23]

@GeorgeTakei If Hasbro drops the “Mr.” and “Mrs.” from the Potato Head toys, how will we know which one gets paid less for doing the same job?

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@EffinBirds Now I’m curious.

[Sampson the Service Dog @sampson_dog]

Ppl ask can they pet/ask to pet a service dog. The answer is NO. I am working. 1 day Mom logged how many times she was stopped. In 3 hrs we were stopped 17x's @ ~1.25min per stop. 9hr day = 51 interruptions & ~ 1hr of time lost. Each person thought they were the 1st to ask. #dog

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

First image incoming.

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

It needs to be LOUDLY emphasized that this is a lie. Wind and solar power actually overperformed expected winter capacity in Texas. The state was crippled by frozen coal and gas plants, knocking out over 30 gigawatts of power. Sources below.

[Kitty Storms @KittyStorms]

My dog is pouting because I won’t let him gnaw on my socks.

[ARCHIVED - NASA Climate @NASAClimate]

Educators, looking for a student-friendly way to explain to explain sea level rise? NASA's Climate Kids has a new video resource and article to help your students learn about sea level and how we measure it. https://t.co/mBp0lWwlWT

[Kitty Storms @KittyStorms]

Hey @fitbitsupport is this normal? Cos that’s a lot of steps for 5 moves.

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@MoonPie Don’t leave us hanging

[Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire]

One thing that seems to get lost a lot in the discussion of risk taking and public health and airborne disease is the difference between "my body, my choice" and "your body, my choice."

[Caitlin Johnston @cljohnst]

Overheard in the (virtual) newsroom: "People love to argue, but reading is hard." Ain't that the truth. @OHnewsroom