KJBeard

She who dies with the most laugh lines, wins.

[KJBeard @KjBeard]

@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/GMY3f75QKD

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Will someone please wrap @nickshirleyy in 🔫 proof bubble wrap? We need him safe at all costs. He's a national treasure!

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@thewriterme Sounds like a plan!

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Dear President @realDonaldTrump,
50 year mortgages is NOT the answer.
Please add @DaveRamsey to your list of consultants.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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@StephenKing Sadly, @StephenKing, it is this kind of laziness spreading incomplete and inaccurate information that has caused this tragedy and societal division. Someone with your following and talent has the power to help right this sinking ship.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump
Please send help!

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@realDonaldTrump
@POTUS
@PamBondi
@JDVance
@PeteHegseth
SEND HELP!
we are being taken over by a dictator here in WA!

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@PamBondi

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@realDonaldTrump
@elonmusk
@DOGE
@SecDef
Please tell me you are watching what's happening in WA State! Our little dictator in charge has signed a law to cut us off from national protections. He's planning to do what the left is accusing the right of doing. SEND HELP!

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@JDVance
@anyonethatwilllisten!

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@realdogeusa Wa State!

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump
Please send help!

[dilbert3000 @dilbert30001]

Help us!

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump
HELP!

[𝕁errod 𝕊essler for Congress 🇺🇸 @Sessler]

Dear @realDonaldTrump @potus

HELP

-Washington State

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@elonmusk @DOGE how does WA State request a visit? This ship is sinking fast!

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Inseminated person??
Are you kidding me??
Why do those on the left feel they should, or even could, control what people say?

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@PattyMurray Again, no need to make up excuses. You will vote down party lines. Don't embarrass yourself by trying to sound like you actually thought it through. We all know better.