KJ Darts

Developing NYC-based dart player.

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

I'm an American.
I find it very difficult to root against Australia in anything, because it's fucking Australia. I've not been yet, but GO #USMNT

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

In a world of mimeographed personalities, it's not hard to stand out. Gravitas is currency.

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

@joeroganhq There is literally nothing publicly facing about the human being speaking in that clip that isn't fraudulent. Nothing. She's a commanded puppet who doesn't even know who she's actually "working" for - much like every other paid shill in that pack of spineless, thieving lowlifes.

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

If you aren't stepping powerfully and with self-directed intent into a future you want, then you are idly drifting on a tide you don't control toward your funeral.

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

Zohram Mamdani. Ger that fuckin shill out in the open and watch him fall apart once the absurd drivel coming out of his suck starts getting scrutinized sans edits.

At least force it to a Kamala response: "No you come to me and I'm only doing forty fuve minutes..." That would sufficiently signal what said wingnut is really about.

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Your brain is a machine gun at overthinking.

“It’s been found that we can talk to ourselves at the equivalent of 4,000 words per minute, which is the rate an M-134 assault rifle shoots bullets.” — @wstorr

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

I read lips for a living. In case you were wondering, this young gentleman says “good at bat. better luck next time”

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

If you smoke a pack a day, you know the math on the dollahs. Not gonna bore you with that, BUT...how much time does it eat?
Conservatively, figure (5min/cig)*20=One hour per day.
Multiply by 365...pretty easy.
When you perform 365hrs/24= 15.21 days.
A two week vacation with half a days' travel on each end. Every year. Ooph.

Really wish I'd figured that out sooner.

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

mfs who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear nothing

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

Entropy is a bad weather system moving across the terrain of your life. Dress accordingly, but be prepared to get fucking drenched.

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

The shit you hear yourself say... "Well? I guess I'll wander down there to fuckletitties n see what's goin' on. Don't get arrested."

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

Seeing "informed" meatbags try and squabble over blood drug test latency with one of the smartest people on the planet is appropriately circus-level amusement. (Or: the trope of "a monkey shit-fight at the zoo.")
Largely because: who cares? How much caffeine, nicotine and prescribed methamphetamine inform these comments?😂🤦🏼

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

Moments are only "priceless" when you're not hungry. Such a Becky word.

Otherwise, they're generally something like 'the universe,' (which is largely just your creation) throwing you a flag:

"Yo- pay attention right now."

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

@MaxMannis Robinson Cano.

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

I just joined the Huberman Lab Neural Network newsletter @hubermanlab https://t.co/1mmxt90S4t

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

@nbcsnl BAHAHAHA

[KJ Darts @KjDarts]

@Yankees @CC_Sabathia Beast. Well deserved👊🏼

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

CC you in Cooperstown.

#LegaCCy | @CC_Sabathia