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Texas 🤟🏼

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

who tf is keeping boss baby in the top 10 on netflix

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

He's running against Max Miller, who beats his wife and kids, so let's boost this account and get him elected!

[Ju_Almighty @Ju_Almighty12]

Don’t call them racists tho

[Jacob Coxey's Ghost @yung_coxey]

“Sexual relationships w detainees” is rape btw

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

conspiracy theorists up 1000 but humanity down a billion goddamn

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Watching society become too cooked to even watch a tv show episode

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

So it's an actual pedophile army run by a pedophile president

[aly :) @loopitnleaveit]

STOP SENDING YOUR NUDES TO WALGREENS FOR US TO PRINT

[kitty 🐾 @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

They were stealing tips from workers

[📦🛠👷🏻‍♂️Sean Larkin @TheLarkInn]

Sweet mother of god it’s so readable I could cry.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

[Covie @covie_93]

The Republican candidate here broke his 2yo daughter's collarbone, pour hot water on his wife and held a gun to her head.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

always. walk. away. after. the. first. betrayal.

[ℓe petit ef⁴⁴ @rnlwndsje]

ağır geldi çünkü ağır

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

a year before my dad died he married a woman from Mexico who spoke no english

when his cancer took over/the doctors said that he should enter end of life care, she & I were sitting in his room and she looks at me and goes “we nee to hab a combersation”

hardest I’ve ever laughed

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

MARTHA. STEWART. DID. PRISON. TIME. FOR. SIX. MONTHS. FOR. WHAT. TRUMP. DOES. ON. A. DAILY. BASIS.

HE. BELONGS. IN. PRISON.

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence