mike philly

trying to write more just bear with me

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

a year before my dad died he married a woman from Mexico who spoke no english

when his cancer took over/the doctors said that he should enter end of life care, she & I were sitting in his room and she looks at me and goes “we nee to hab a combersation”

hardest I’ve ever laughed

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@sgtnickangle you fuckin said you wouldn’t tell!

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

a year before my dad died he married a woman from Mexico who spoke no english

when his cancer took over/the doctors said that he should enter end of life care, she & I were sitting in his room and she looks at me and goes “we nee to hab a combersation”

hardest I’ve ever laughed

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

if anyone would like to spot me $7 for a couple mcdoubles my cashapp is $paymikephilly

I’ll buy one for someone else too

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

if you know of anyone who is employing writers, I will tell this entire story & plenty more from my life, like the time I snuck twisted teas to the top of the St. Louis Arch at 8am or the time I was high and got stopped by border patrol near El Paso in a 20 foot uhaul at 4am

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@PFTCommenter @Jerrythekid21 @DanteTheDon do you guys need another blogger for your website

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

a year before my dad died he married a woman from Mexico who spoke no english

when his cancer took over/the doctors said that he should enter end of life care, she & I were sitting in his room and she looks at me and goes “we nee to hab a combersation”

hardest I’ve ever laughed

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@alexflorias “that fool ih reely sick”

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

does anyone know what kinda bee this is ?? it just gave me a little nibble

[Sean O'Neill @SeanOhhhh]

Coming off a double and he has a bad back

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Asking a guy on the plane to switch seats so I can sit with his family

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@alexflorias bro posted an allegory about the totality and beauty of life itself on accident

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@wormpuller and then that one about the jews in Texas

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@wormpuller https://t.co/bESRZRdBAj

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@wormpuller https://t.co/j1xBYgvvO9

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@wormpuller https://t.co/iINHceRlFo

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@wormpuller https://t.co/CFWG4wJlJH

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@wormpuller https://t.co/vlnaVObNtC

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

@wormpuller https://t.co/wIjmlbgmfi