getting to say "i'm the oldest person here ever since William Burroughs died" must feel so good. i can't wait to start confusing 20-somethings by saying it all the time
The issue with fire island is people talk about it in such hyperbole. It’s either the most magical wonderful gay utopia ever founded, or a full blown klan rally. I need everyone to start being honest and say it’s a time share off Long Island where getting laid is really easy.
Once again, Taylor Swift seated me at the "Indie-Rock Table" with Aaron Dessner and Jack Antonoff. So annoyed. All those guys ever do is argue about who Taylor would hire if she hypothetically decided to make a ska record.
It's Mariska Hargitay Summer. We're celebrating our friends. We're cheering on our team. We're hanging out with our hot husband. We're starring in a one-woman show. We're stopping sex crimes.
when you think about it, travis really was on a balcony in summer air, seeing lights/the party/the ballgowns when he first saw taylor and little did she know…