Walker Sutton

200k on ig

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

rhubarb pie

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

It never made sense to me how in Frank Sinatra’s "Soliloquy", he sings "I will see that he's named after me, I will", referring to his future child - but then the next lyric is "My boy Bill". Why isn't the boy's name Frank?

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

When the recipe says to add eggs while “stirring constantly”, you better be STIRRING CONSTANTLY

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

it seems like my bladder is getting worse

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

If you're on a flight with a lot of turbulence, it just means the pilot is a novice

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

People who say they’re a sucker for a good deal are actually suckers for bad deals

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

do photo labs hire a disproportionately high number of blind people?

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https://t.co/Ut41rZfFmc

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

I MADE A THING

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I MADE A THING

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

are all poets bad musicians?

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

Sometimes I wish people would talk to me as if I had a hearing aid

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

I FOUND ITTTTTTT

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

What if every pair of socks had a unique identifier; that way you could figure out each individual sock’s intended partner

We could then have a website where everyone helps each other find missing socks

That’s all to say I’m missing one of these guys, so if you find it, plz lmk

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

And pizza

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

*clock strikes midnight*

Time to learn the fundamentals of artisan bread

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

this feels like that house husband curb episode where Elon is Leon Black and Trump is Larry David
https://t.co/iQ5ejrRSUr

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

@itseieio fun! did you consider allowing browser users to toggle the global state?

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@davidma people who stand still on moving walkways <<<

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@JustAnAISWE @mansourtarek_ invest in kalshi on kalshi

[Walker Sutton @walkercsutton]

Why don’t recipes ever take advantage of the time between an oven being off and coming up to temperature?

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@pitdesi So many push notifications