Kaylon Koeries

Cape Town kid with bigger ambitions. Don’t take things too seriously.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@renierferreira @Cthulhucachoo Agreed; they’re overpriced, imported, and very ugly.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

Agreed; they’re overpriced, imported, and very ugly.

[Ren Ferreira @renierferreira]

@Cthulhucachoo White South African men are the Hilux Double Cab 4x4s of this world.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@IsraelinSA I’m sure the DRC does not need your genocidal influence.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@nikolbethchlo @VictoriaCoren Why are you so bothered? Is it because nobody but you wants to use your women’s single sex place?

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@PeterO884793 @CitizenGOAfrica You have hit the nail on the head and are 100% correct. It is so that when those children are adults in the workplace one day, they don’t end up like you that needs to be told when they are sexually inappropriate for the workplace.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@AR15thed3mon He should focus on his own career, perhaps it wouldn’t be where it is if he did.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@Lebona_cabonena And what’s wrong with seeing gay people, and especially kids, happy? Why are you so bothered by the sexuality of other people?

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@KenStickney28 @BerbieBusker @Geiger_Capital Not a bot, I clearly just choose to make better decisions with money instead of giving it a billionaire actively making the world worse so that I can feel some sense of superiority because there is a tiny blue tick next to my name. This is not the comeback you think it is. Loser

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@KenStickney28 @Geiger_Capital Ew gross. It’s almost like you’re out of touch and the culture of today doesn’t care for your stagnant taste in music. How was the show negative? Funny how when people of colour make commentary on issues they care about, then the response is “don’t be so negative”. BOY BYE

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@Her__Hotness @ApheleleJody Then get him some glasses.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@toyo_see1 “Normal”

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@UberEats just placed an order and got charged but the basket didn’t check out🤬

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@HomeAffairsSA can you please do what you’re supposed to and try to find some semblance of functionality? Nobody responds to your phone number (when it actually rings) and your website is almost as pathetic as your lack of service.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

It’s “Britney”, bitch.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

How many Americans rightly concerned about Brittany Spears’ conservatorship had no problems with America’s conservatorship under blue state governors for the past year???
I’m guessing close to 100%

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@DonaldJTrumpJr It’s “Britney”, bitch.

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@AppleSupport are there currently issues with iMessage and FaceTime?

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@realDonaldTrump

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

Yes, but I was trying to drown him.

[imaan 𓆩❤︎𓆪🇵🇸 @eyysalii]

you ever watered someone while they were busy draining you?

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@Ya_a_seen_Him Sounds like a dope joint. 💁🏽‍♂️

[Kaylon Koeries @Kkrayonz]

@mrdfood hey, I've been waiting since Wednesday for you to sort out an issue, all I've gotten from your support team was about 12 different emails from 12 different people and no actual help.