Rachel

I'm hungry, all the time.

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@JKOrdway24 His trail? Lol

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@JKOrdway24 There were way too many protection spells.

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

I hate when I wait forever and pay so much at Starbucks and I get my drink and drive off and it’s FUCKING DISGUSTING!

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

I don’t dance like no one is looking, I eat wings like no one is looking.

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@JKOrdway24 Was it Joe?

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

Friend: “when I was a kid the neighborhood bully pushed me in the snow and farted on my head. I couldn’t even tell my mom”

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@JKOrdway24 Eating all my friends food....and strangers who leave hella food when they leave. Who I consider friends.

[zaku.mp3 @ZinZaku]

and that concludes the election and our president is- WHAT’S THIS ? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@Eshute14 Its vintage!!

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@levi_ordway You have a kindle?

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

My boss: rachel you gotta stop calling the server kids "little fucks"
Me: then what am I supposed to call them?

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@JKOrdway24 Wow. This is your best tweet yet.

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@levi_ordway Cause they were both disasters?

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

My love language is watching people's snap chat stories. They're boring and annoying, but I love you.

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@levi_ordway @JKOrdway24 Wow, you actually kinda look like a Garrett.

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

My room mate just came down to get a snack and saw me cooking a steak.....at 11pm no wonder I'm getting kicked out. #homelesschef

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@andieverytime @womenshumor ??? Its already down there...

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

@levi_ordway One of us is bound to be successful.

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

Until Black lives matter, than no, all lives don't matter. #blm

[Rachel @KlassiqRachel]

Best friend "I think I'm ready to join tweet camp. Tweet land? Tweeterville....tweet club? Tweetness........... twitter!!!! I legit thought it was tweet club for a good minute"