clayton | F3F3

Tweets made by this account are purely rhetorical and/or shitposts, please do not reply. Don't get worked into a shoot brother. -HH

[clayton | F3F3 @Klaybuckets]

Note you never see an NHL player or MLB player come out and say $5 million is too little or they can't live on $5 million.

[Percy @percyishim]

NBA Player, Lou Will says the average NBA player goes broke because $5 million isn’t a lot of money.

“You make $5 Million, two and half of that is gone. You got agent fees and that’s another $50,000 and then you have dues for the NBPA”

“The fees is $15,000 to $20,000 a year and that’s how we’re able to get our health care and all of that”

“Then you have your personal staff, financial advisor is probably 1%, agent at a high number is gonna get 4%”

“Before you look up, you have $1.4 Million off of $5 Million left and then you have the mansions and jewelries and girlfriends and channel bags”

“Before you know it, you’re not a millionaire no more”

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

“It’s actually hard to keep my millions,” is never going to get an ounce of sympathy from me, man.

People out here every single day choosing between gas in the car and milk in the fridge, I can’t stand seeing this cry me a river bit from pro athletes every single offseason.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Then you got niggas like Odell talm bout he couldn’t live off 100 million cause he had to spend it on Chrome Heart & looking cute for LeBron lmao

[clayton | F3F3 @Klaybuckets]

I remember when hockey players would collapse on the bench and want back in, now they just demand trades to the four best teams in the league.

[John Cullen @cullenthecomic]

Hockey players are the toughest athletes!**

** - who only want to play with their widdle fwends in markets where they can swim in a pool any day of the year, not pay income tax, not be recognized in public, and never have the media talk to them

[clayton | F3F3 @Klaybuckets]

#BelieveAllWomen

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 In a now-deleted post, Daniel Cormier exposed Eric Trump for asking him if any of the UFC White House fights were rigged:

"I'm probably going to get a lot of flak for bringing this to light, however I refuse to stay silent... Shame on anyone trying to ruin this beautiful event."

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly

[Warren Commission Test Skull @conzmoleman]

profits hugely off of 9/11 when all his employees died, on the *only day* he ever brought his kid to school and thereby survived.

claims he only met epstein for five seconds and was disgusted but then has to admit he brought his kids to Little St James.

maga is so cucked

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

look how tight the security is when they aren’t staging another fake assassination attempt

[clayton | F3F3 @Klaybuckets]

No way Trump got his cortisol spiked by a foid on 6/7 and then immediately started jestermaxxing. The west has actually fallen.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged

"You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her."

"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.

[Randall Barnes @AuthorRandallB]

At some point, you all got to stand on something. Saying that this isn't political and that it doesn't matter who you voted for, when your tax dollars are being used to facilitate Trump going to the game and things are being disenfranchised from the traditions that they built up, is very much so political.

Stand on business.

[Cory Archibald @CMArchibald]

Insane to think that all through the 90s we were told we absolutely had to let the Klan march in American cities to protect free speech and now they're withholding diplomas, firing people, imposing travel bans, qmd running weekslong smear campaigns for saying the word genocide.

[KUROURUSHI'S AURA ROACH #17 @oktabrz]

every logo was representative of the country hosting it. No wonder usas logo is soulless corpo slop

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Always weird to me that conservatives act like he’s the toughest man in America when literally a follow up question is enough to make him turn completely beet red and crash out

[MAX MEMES @VitoComedy]

Cops literally cannot handle being wrong.

Putting on that silly costume totally fries their brains.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The whiniest snowflake pussy in American history

And fragile white dudes nationwide will look you in the eye and tell you this retard wearing women’s bronzer on his face is “alpha” lmfao

[MAX MEMES @VitoComedy]

Hahaha no you won't

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is probably the most audibly clear and crisp I’ve ever heard any heckle ever. Bravo

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[BasilianThought @BasilianThought]

HOLLLYYYY PERFORMATIVE TRADLARP