Sebastian Morgan

I’m surrounded by morons. || Fucked-up child of Dexter Morgan and Hannah McKay. lucky me. #dexter #dexterrp #dexteroc #mdni (writer isn’t actually a minor)

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

//I need a Harrison, I have angst thoughts.

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

I’m 17 …

[fruitdestroyingskank @HOSTACECONST]

Babysitting the neighbour's kid and we just been watching car crash videos like

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

//Hello, everyone. I am thinking about getting back into this verse. I am in a much better place now than I was previously, and I have been working on myself. I don’t know if anyone in this verse is still active, but I would like to return if anyone wants to rp with me.

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

@putupgloves //hi bestie

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

*hugs*

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧. 🩸 @putupgloves]

absolutely miserably ill….getting ready for work. 🤕

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

@fmilytrees
Hey dad? Can I ask you a question?

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

LICK HIM

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

HES CHOPPING ME DO SOMETHING

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

You’re right. Thank you for checking me on that. He’s an absolute delight.

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

well that’s just not a nice thing to call somebody he was a very nice man too

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

Gay male pimp?

[jeremy downs. 🩸 @darklydowns]

eh.. that’s my hobby.

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

Don’t worry, your tongue will stop tasting like hobo feet by tomorrow.

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

i feel nauseous

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

Yeah the floor in there’s really hard. I shoulda warned you about that.

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

i cant feel my legs is this a normal side effect of tooth fillings

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

Gay male assassin?

[jeremy downs. 🩸 @darklydowns]

what’s the career advancement opportunities like for gay male prostitutes?

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

@sobertodcath
So how was the visit with Crusty Jim?

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

@putupgloves
Sebastian slumps in the chair outside the principal’s office, ice pack held over his bruised eye, waiting for his brother to come pick him up.

He’d lost it on some asshole, and ended up suspended for a week. Not his best moment.

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

His office is a storage room behind a taqueria in Queens. I’ll text you the address.

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

… i hate this. i gotta grab the food first. just give me an address.

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

You just show up. I’ll show you to his “office”.

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

ugh. this is such a pain in the ass. okay , just … does he have a phone number i can call? or should i just show up?

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

Depends where you get them from. He’ll usually drop it from $60 to $30, so as long as it’s less than $30 it’s a discount.

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

how much of a discount. a discount that’s as much as the fish and chips cost?

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

If you bring him fish and chips he’ll give you a discount.

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

well excuse you. i don’t live in an apartment. but fine , i’ll just .. i’ll go to him. i don’t want this weird subway guy knowing where i live.

[Sebastian Morgan @KleptoKidSeb]

I’ll bring him to your apartment if you want.

[ᵢ’ₘ ₙₒₜ ₜₒ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ! @sobertodcath]

i really don’t know if i trust you. you’re a weird kid.