David Mwaniki 🇰🇪🇰🇪

When I think of the things I've said and done I envy dumb people

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@candyggmmm 8

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@tweetzbyidil The biggest fool driving around town literally looking for money but still not recognising it 🤣🤣

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@EugeneOngeri WTF was I thinking......!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@aime_mwizaa Can't feed a cow I won't milk

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Insane 🤣🤣

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There’s a guy who was working as a taxi driver. He was hired to pick up some wood from a farmer and take it to a company that makes herbal medicine. He observed the guy buying at 50k and selling at 100k cash.

After a few trips, one fateful day the buyer was unavailable and sent him alone. The guy, being a typical Kenyan, took the contacts of the seller and the buyer at the other end.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how our guy bought avocado roots for 200k. Both buyer and seller disappeared 🤣🤣🤣 .

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@FGaitho237 When was the last time you saw your dick without a mirror?

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@dekim_Kalvino If He were to kill Pharaoh who would have released them. Anyway you might as well create you own Egypt and do what you want with it.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

If alogarithm shows you this post please repost

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@prett_nanie Broke-ass niggas!

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@MaxwellMbae @omondi_benna @Bookten8 Ungrateful is your name

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@KemgKingface @amerix The word "like" in your question made me nauseous 😂

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@polo_kimanii @WilliamsRuto We ngoja nifunge hii

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@gpdkaluma @EzekielMinudi @momari877 Is it TWENTY times that of the same in Kiambu?? Wacha argument za kishenzi nanii

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@matiendechere @AtwoliiYa It's pocha now

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@ItsMartinChege @Kenyans

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@WanguKanjaF @KEWOPA @fidakenya I'd like to believe that he was addressing a particular (specific) person

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@heyshipz 📢

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@DearS_o_n A small incidence of mistaken identity made my Dad beat me up like a dog, refusing to listen to my innocence claims. In class three I started my rebellion against him. Doing the exact opposite of what he said . It's cost me a lot to date coz at times he was giving good advice