Mike Klimowicz

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

I say lol too much. Still.

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

@TimHortons See your inbox

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

@TimHortons 10 minutes at the front of the line. No one attending the counter. Dismissive comments. Unappreciative service. Disregard for customers. Drive thru focus. Another 5 minutes for 4 coffees. What's going on here? Highway 8 and Dewitt. @StarbucksCanada see you soon.

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Quinn likes bruschetta

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

@Uber you cancelled on us three times tonight in Quebec City. 100% the last time I try your bullshit service. #alwaysunsatisfied

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Messing around on google's #oskarfischinger 117th birthday "visual… https://t.co/4h542XS1qD

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

@CBCHereandNow Matty, I'm a restaraunt critic and I struggle with it, too!

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

I'm not an overachiever, I'm an over-eater.

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Less, you're always on my back acring like more ain't enough

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Do you obey the rules of toilet paper? Do you fold on the dotted line?

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Putting my patience to the test.

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

@Radio_Brent you suck.

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

@Radio_Brent shut up about the weather. We get it.

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

I don't need Morocco, I need maracas

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Want pepper? No it's already salty enough

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Big girl odor.

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Anecdope

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Have you earned a drunk Sunday?

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

You know, like the old saying, if it's too hot in the kitchen, just get out.

[Mike Klimowicz @Klim_Baby]

Somebody get me a roasted fuckin pickle