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[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@fixchargeblade @monsterhunter I honestly second this. Why did we get 2 new ways to charge the shield but 0 new ways to charge the sword? Also why would we get a debuff after a guard? Also also, why is SAS conditional? I lied, also3 give us our 6th phial back lol

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@discord_support @discord This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. A 3rd party team is demanding people send SENSITIVE INFORMATION on the internet across the globe. Ever hear the phrase "we will never ask for your password"? Would you like our passports and Healthcare ID as well? GTFO

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

If you're in #yeg park your cars off the road so the city can clear properly. Do it as a favor for everyone else. If you dont move and the city decides to skip the street, ima find another skidsteer and bury your car.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

News of the crash that took two lives, Vince Zampella and his passenger. My condolences for the passenger and their families, however I have no sympathy for Zampella. Call me heartless, but if you wanna be stupid, dont take other people with you.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@Nintendeal Run out of new ideas so youre just gonna take an old game and remake it again? Unless its twilight princess or NEW game featuring that artwork and its unique aspects of the game, continue NOT taking my money.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@PirateSoftware @DuvalMagic @Ranting_Monkey 5950x, 4070Ti SUPER OC, 36GB DDR4 2600, TUF X570
Monitor: WQHD 2560x1440 165hz

Settings set to custom high
W/o dlss and FG average 100fps out of combat, 70 in combat.
W/ dlss and FG average 180fps out of combat, 140 in combat.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@PirateSoftware @DuvalMagic @Ranting_Monkey If my caveman brain can figure out how to get smooth gameplay settings, anyone can. Only took me about 20 minutes fiddling around. Every hardware unit is different. Everyone should know how their rig works.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@SpandyAndy @cybertruck @Tesla @DriveTeslaca @elonmusk I saw this truck today. I thought i was on Crack but nope. It was real.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@monsterhunter And the hardware optimization for pc users? Figured it out yet? If you cant, drop the price to $5 because that's how much potatoes cost. To hell with the TU. If you guys can make this game graphically beautiful and stunning, it would actually make a difference. No more water guns

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

Whitemud is clear. Now, @CityofEdmonton how about them plows? Or are you waiting for the snow to stop because you just like to sit back and watch your residents suffer.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@EileenBellNews I remember that day it flooded. I got trapped on it with no warning it was even happening. More instances rhe city fails it's residents.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

@CityofEdmonton You brag about your snow budget and how effective it is. And yall have the most equipment. Your idiotic rule where you have to wait till the snow stops to begin even plowing is ridiculous. Everyone stuck on the whitemud you just abandon? Call yourself a great city one more time.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion - Alice the Wanderer! https://t.co/uG0KuLm0oB #AliceChase

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

good ol @Netflix_CA add Transformers 2 through 6 but don't add the first one. what do we pay your increased premiums for? half assed collections! do better

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

why is #Edmonton so bad at maintaining roads in the winter. THE city thats fully equipped to handle the season. and yet the govt just blades the snow down to ice, no sand or gravel. blade till you see your reflection and its good to go.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

Govt announcing grid alerts as if they had no idea a heat wave was coming and what usually follows is people using AC to cool down their homes. It's as if they're new or something. They should quit. They obviously don't know what a "heat wave" is.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

Alberta government recalled my favorite energy drink because kids abused it. Why not legalize coke and meth then? They don't taste like candy so kids won't consume it. Would help us blue collars make you money since you don't want us to consume caffeine. Bunch of pussies

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

I wanna make a truck bed amount of popcorn and watch today's snowflake generation watch every early 2000's media and watch their head explode. Ghost stories. Drawn together. The boondocks. Everything on newgrounds. Etc. Might wipe out the generation but it would be entertaining

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

Bicycles need to get THE F off the roads. They are not motor vehicles. They don't follow traffic laws. Anything they do vs a car they're never at fault. Get a motorbike or go on the sidewalk. Going 30 on the whitemud stuck behind a cyclist should be a crime.

[Klovn @KlovnSF]

To every scared, new, ignorant, Asian, old, etc driver on the roads: the roads are WET, not slippery. If you can't drive the speed limit or brake on a green or can't MERGE, get OFF the roads and take the bus. Also you FUCKS that drive with your brights, FUCK YOU TOO