— Não concordo com a homossexualidade.
— Mas você é gay???
— Não.
— Então o que você tem a ver com a sexualidade dos outros???
— É que não é natural!!!
— Hum... Você é Biólogo???
— Não.
— Então você é Antropólogo???
— Também não!!!
— Astrólogo???
— Não!!!
— Então o que você tem a ver com a sexualidade dos outros???
— É que Jesus disse que é uma aberração!!!
— Na verdade, não disse não, nem uma única palavra a respeito!!!
— Não. Mas tá escrito na Bíblia.
— Tá sim, principalmente lá no Velho Testamento, que também proíbe comer porco e camarão, sentar em uma cadeira que foi usada por uma mulher menstruada, acender a luz no sábado. Você evita tudo isso???
— Não.
— Então o que você tem a ver com a sexualidade dos outros???
— EU NÃO GOSTO!!!
— Ah, então o problema não é a natureza das coisas, nem os astros, nem a descendência, nem a suposta "opinião" de Jesus... O problema é que você não gosta, certo???
— É!!! Não gosto!!!
— MAS ENTÃO, MEU ANJO, O QUE VOCÊ TEM A VER COM A SEXUALIDADE DOS OUTROS???
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(Já publiquei esse diálogo outras vezes aqui, mas quis publicá-lo novamente hoje).
This is Jonah. The Viral doggo at Miami Marlins game that watched another dog next to him devour a hotdog but didn’t beg and make a scene. Absolute good boy ❤️
Какую самую умную вещь делал ваш кот?
Мой кот зевнул, и я положила ему палец в рот, пока он зевал.
Он с любопытством посмотрел на палец, пока закрывал рот,
но не укусил меня.
Через несколько минут он лежал на моей груди,
и я зевнула. В этот момент он положил свою лапу в мой рот!
Here's a Wimbledon fact you probably didn't know... 🎾
Many of the tournament's used tennis balls are given a second life as miniature shelters for harvest mice through conservation projects across the UK. 🐭💚
🤔81-year-old grandmother Ava Estelle was absolutely furious when she learned that two thugs had raped her 18-year-old granddaughter.
She tracked down the unsuspecting ex-convicts… and shot off their testicles.
“This elderly woman spent a week hunting those men down, and when she found them, she took revenge in her own way,” said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, placed the pistol on the sergeant’s desk, and calmly said:
“These bastards will never rape anyone again, by God.”
Police say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and testicles when the enraged Ava opened fire with a 9mm pistol inside the hotel room where he and his former cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, had been hiding.
The vigilante grandmother also shot Thomas in the groin, though doctors reportedly managed to save his mutilated penis.
“Thomas technically didn’t lose his manhood,” Detective Delp told reporters, “but according to the doctor I spoke with, he won’t be using it the way he used to.”
“Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what happened.”
“Grandma Rambo” began hunting the attackers on August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was abducted and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding criminals.
“When I saw the look on Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I would punish those bastards myself because I thought the law had become too soft,” recalled the former librarian.
“I wasn’t afraid of them — because I have a gun, and I’ve been shooting all my life. And I’m no fool; I didn’t turn it in when the gun laws changed.”
Using police sketches and her granddaughter Debbie’s description of the attackers, Ava spent seven days wandering through the district where the crime occurred until she spotted the rapists entering a cheap hotel where they were staying.
“I knew it was them the moment I saw them, but I still took photos and went back to Debbie, and she said, ‘Damn right, that’s them,’” the grandmother recalled.
“So I went back to that hotel, found their room, knocked on the door, and as soon as the tall one opened it, I shot him right between the legs — right where it would hurt the most.
Then I walked in and shot the other one while he backed away begging me to spare him.
After that, I went straight to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now bewildered law enforcement officials are trying to decide what to do with the vigilante grandmother.
“What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it’s hard to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Delp said.
“Especially when three million people in the city want to elect her mayor.”
David Hockney morreu hoje aos 88 anos e uma das coisas que eu lembrei é o quanto ele amava seus salsichinhas, por causa disso ele tem uma série gigante de quadros só pintando os piticos 🥹🤏