K Tate

Masters in sarcasm from University of Phoenix, Subway University U.S Navy, Proud to have served from 87-91

[K Tate @Kman8675]

Go ahead and get that tattoo. Your family is already disappointed

[K Tate @Kman8675]

@Nurse_K_ @BinyominS Whispering words of wisdom......

[ETHICAL STALKER @PsychographEd]

Free tip: Set fire to your worries before putting them away.

[A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22]

The first rule of mime club is that
we never talk about mime club.

[🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS]

The parents lap
Is better than any app

[🅿🅸🆇🅸🅴 @PixieRainbow23]

At the end of the journey I'll only remember who stayed with me , not their promises

[K Tate @Kman8675]

Some days it's just not worth getting out of bed to put your dentures in..

[K Tate @Kman8675]

@ofctimallen Don't be a dick

[K Tate @Kman8675]

Nothing important here. Continue scrolling.

[🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS]

Sometimes you say something because someone needs to hear it

Sometimes you say something just because it’s weighing on your heart

[🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS]

Standing at the bus stop waiting for a moment of clarity

…the bus came first

[stevie @reigningtreys]

Social media has created jealous behavior over illusions. Sadly some are envious of things, relationships and lifestyles that don’t even exist..

[Jerry Lock: Please complete survey at bottom of TL @jlock17]

People used to enjoy riding around in convertibles back before the sun started causing cancer.

[K Tate @Kman8675]

Looking for a face cream that hides the fact I’ve been exhausted since 2002🤷‍♀️ I’d willingly be the spokes model.

[K Tate @Kman8675]

May your life be wonderful and prosperous someday, as you pretend it to be on Facebook

[Tater's Trailer Park 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

My favorite yoga pose is flat on couch.

[K Tate @Kman8675]

I wear my shower cap in public just incase any indoor sprinklers go off.

[K Tate @Kman8675]

@mrjohntofu Just remember. You can't please everyone . So ya got to please yourself

[K Tate @Kman8675]

@papafucius I was actually testing all the nazi grammar freaks to see if they were paying attention. Lol

[Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu]

I've never been to a garden party so I'm going to create my own.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free? Because they’re not tenants.